1. I love Napoleon Dynamite. Yes, I am real. I am also real black. Just different.

I don’t mind the color. I love when we have festive holiday plastic wrap too. I think the tailoring is the worse flaw. However, Tilda is a goddess, even when I think it’s the most divinely inspired haute couture clown outfit I’ve ever seen. I’m gonna put on Pagliacci in her honor.

I cackled. Get that star.

Reading this after NBC just handed out $69 (the irony) million for Megyn Kelly, symbol of executive dick think, I have to laugh. I know I’ve lost out by not matching the cultural norms. You’d think by now they’d have learned to keep the little head out of the big head’s decisions, but no.

*Crosses self* Get the fuck out of NYC, Ortiz. You’re not profiled because gay isn’t a race & you’re a dumbass, non-black POC Trump supporter. The fucking nerve! And the audacity of these twerps to think that not being allowed to have music is being discriminated against. I hope you are discriminated against now. For…

You are so right. It's even worse.

Or, she meant it. Much like that fucking jacket. 

I was hoping it would take a dump on her. Sad.

Sounds a lot like me. Which means I am so very sorry.

I just can’t. She’s literally training the concepts of shame and judgement out of them by tying it to orgasms. I can’t with profiting off of this. Winking at it being real incest? Just great. 

And fuck Susan Collins with a mighty, mighty rusty pitchfork. She couldn’t be decent on this at all. 

You are so hopeful. This wouldn’t take him down. A body found with his DNA under the nails, a big lit neon sign saying “Brett Kavanaugh murdered me” and an entire Greek chorus singing “Oh yes he did”, wouldn’t take him down.

I really didn’t believe so many white people could be so fucking awful each day, every day. So, I guess new experiences are a positive.

The utter caucasity of this icon of gentrification in a straw wig talking about her personal sacrifice to teach minorities in the fucking Bronx. 

Her nose & mouth is better. I’m a little concerned that they went full maroon night elf on the color. Honestly, I’ve applied to Pixar & Disney, just in entry level production. No go. IDK why they can’t hire more black women but I think the way Tiana became Mariah with a deep tan says they can hire few more.

Read about this yesterday. *checks self* Yep, still mad.

Boston is the highest level of Missouribama in the Northeast. According to the Bostonites who told me not to move there. Hopefully, Delta Debbie finds another gig she’s well suited for. Overseer re-enactor at a plantation wedding.

I… I need to destroy things. Like now. Rage cry & slaughter things.

Speaking as his teenybopper demo, I wasn’t in the right mood to like him at all. But I remember Janet was dating him, which is when I discovered I had considerable side-eye for someone under 10. I mean, really Janet?

Cops: These stories are giving us a bad reputation.