He has to wait to find out the skin color of the driver first.

Cue Trump making an inane, stupid and insulting tweet in 3,2 1....

That clears up one of the rumors.

She is young.

Who in their right mind thinks she’s hot?

America’s version of fascism is the ultimate expression of white trash.

...and white and skinny.

And the orange skin and blinding white teeth/veneers. I often wonder if you could induce orgasm in the male sector of the GOP by waving a bag of candy corn in front of them - orange, yellow and white and oh-so-sickeningly saccharine - it is the empty calorie equivalent of a human being!

Like 50% of the reason people think she’s hot is the peroxide blonde hair extensions, right?

Everything you’re saying resonates with me. It’s your journey, I hope you get to take it as you wish.

I hate the fighting rhetoric around cancer. I have cancer and I’ve been told I have a year or two, given its aggression and spread and my family wants me to try everything under the sun; however, I am tired. Tired of being in pain, tired of living without the leg they amputated when the first tumor ate through it.…

Hey judge, just because you’d fuck the guy doesn’t mean that the victim wanted to.

Three women claim Halperin, while fully clothed, pressed his erection against their bodies without their consent.

Yeah, olestra. I had a friend who tried some of those, she said that “WOW!!!!” didn’t quite express just how much it wrecked her lower GI and the resulting bathroom carnage.

“Please excuse Kenny McCormick from class today, he has explosive diarrhea.”

Speaking of Haribo, has anyone ever read the Amazon customer reviews of their sugarfree gummy bears? Hilariousness.

As someone who has never even seen an NDA up close, I’m starting to wonder if Hollywood and some of Trumps offices have these things on the wall inside of towel dispensers?

Swipes no blowing shit up.

Is it really? I tend to stick with the yellow when there’s a skintone option, but that’s still a good thing to know.

That last line is all kinds of fucked up insensitive. Is that supposed to be a dumb joke?