Please tell me who requested a revival of this stupid show so I can go to their house and pummel them with a sock filled with horse manure.

Oh god, just reading about the women being probed while all on fours and held down while being butchered without anesthesia made me clench my vaginal muscles and bite down on my lip to keep myself from crying out. Goddamn.

I grew up with Huskies and Malamutes, and they are the best, most pain-in-the-ass dogs ever. My first Husky liked to eat cash. Twenties, not ones or fives, even. So smart, so busy, and so much fur. Your Georgia is a beauty, I’m glad you found each other. I still miss mine, and it’s been 30 years.

I happened upon a husky mix 5 years ago and after several weeks of searching for her home with no luck, decided to keep her. She is the sweetest dog but Jesus is she hard work. They’re escape artists and runners and will not stop. After an entire year of obedience school and a real-time GPS collar, we’re a lot…

Harry Potter fans thought adopting an owl as a pet would also be a cool thing to do, especially around Christmas time.

This would be a fair response in another situation. Not when things are this bad.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again- Fallon is a hack. Let us not forget this fucking moment.

Parents who think Donald Trump is a good dinner guest and all around great guy.

Weren’t they dating for five years? What kind of parents let their underage daughter date a 28-year-old man?

I’ve lived with pretty severe bipolar disorder I since I was 14 (diagnosed only at age 28, but the symptoms set in far, far earlier than that). I know the pain of being so depressed you can’t get out of bed for days at a time, so much that even the thought of showering is too exhausting to accomplish. I know how it…

Headline should read Virginia not West Virginia

I hate the name Bodhi with a burning passion, and using words from other languages as names when they aren’t used as names in that language is...tacky.

Poor dear. That guy looks like a total tool. She already has a stalker so she probably immediately thought it was him. My heart goes out to her.

That made me tear up! I don’t like her music, but I root for her. We’re the same age and had our meltdowns around the same time. She seems so sweet.

Patti Stanger is such a tool.

Didn’t expect that, though. What a smorgasbord of awfulness and hate.

I laughed so hard.

I am uncomfortably attracted to him now and I’ve never even seen these movies.

He’s definitely a ladies man. And he definitely has no time to talk.