I fucking hate 😡 people that use emojis 😃 after every word. Like there is nothing ❌ better 💯 to use to express your point ⁉️⁉️

Wow. Remember when Senator Warren was censured for having the temerity to read a letter from Coretta Scott King on the floor of the Senate, because she’d insulted Sessions by doing so? They could not abide that breach in decorum due to a senator.

I hope they measured the snake in inches. You know...because they don’t have feet..

I clicked on the US Weekly link and had the unfortunate pleasure of reading the word preggo, which bugs me. The only thing that would have made me even more annoyed is if Tori Roloff had said the hubster got her preggo and when she had cravings, he made her a sammy.

I love Chrissy Teigen. And I’m jealous, because I’ve been trying to get Donald to block me, too. Actually, she should now move on to Ted Cruz. That would be life goals for me.

Ah yes, body like a backroad.

I know we’re supposed to hate this woman because she’s white and is supposedly living in the wrong neighborhood based on that, but I’d be pissed too if some asshole parked his ice cream truck outside my house and played annoying music every day, and then told me to “fuck off” when I tried to be upfront and work with…

I’m doing something like this next week. I’m tired of dealing with my hair. It’s just past my shoulders and all fluffy frizzy curls and I’ve been literally putting it in a bun every damn day because I want it off my neck so ... it’s going.

When she dies they should turn her cremains into one of those corpse gems. Something really shiny and bright. People could take turns stealing her as a neverending tribute.

I am very sick of hearing about the vacuous and stupid children of wealthy criminals and despots.

planning to expand the country’s economy... into tourism

See also: Cheeto-in-Chief

There is nothing more off-putting than someone crowing about their success—that they achieved by fucking up and not being especially talented.

I swear to Christ if there isn’t a ton of dong in this film I will burn down the theater. 

Schrödinger’s Swift is right, since she’s in there with Meredith & Olivia. There will be no surviors.

To me that’s the most insane part. Like... the logistics of that shot are ridiculous; the cop came within inches of shooting his partner. I mean, it wasn’t even a shot through the window, it was a shot through the door.

Yup, that’s the story so far. I’m really waiting to hear the tale they come up with that somehow makes her the aggressor.

Wait, so she was talking to the officer in the driver’s seat, and the officer in the passenger’s seat saw fit to shoot her THROUGH THE DOOR (i.e. he/she had to fire a shot basically AT their partner)?

It’s not just the cost of the dress - it’s also the fact that they are almost always made-to-measure (you pick out the dress you like which is then altered to fit your measurements exactly) or heavily altered both for fit and for taste (you can often get the peripherals of the dress like sleeves, sashes, and other…