This is why, despite all of my really dumb decisions over the years, at 40-something, I still do not have a tattoo. Just seeing all of the unfortunate tattoos on the 40 and 50 year olds around my town really makes it an unappealing look

The Tokyo Toni story - She is vile. Seriously, shame on her.

It’s to make sure that everyone knows you have a job where having a neck tattoo doesn’t matter.

I wonder if jade eggs will become the new sign that a couple is going steady. “Yeah, we’re serious. He gave me an egg. I’ve got it in right now.”

Gwyneth Paltrow hosted a dinner party in which everyone was given their own vagina egg.

For Gawker, I’ve been in ‘teh greyz’ since Kinja 2.0 and I was never in the black ever in Jezzie. I survive on the strength of my comments getting promoted. :-)

As an old, huge shlong, could someone please explain to me the appeal of the neck tattoo?

That Serena Williams story is the most relatable young adult story I have possibly ever read. It makes me appreciate that you can be incredibly successful and still not quite have it all together, because sometimes experience is the only way you learn functioning adult shit.

So I’m having a really hard time. We just learned My poor little doggie has cancer and had about 6 weeks left. We’ve been together for over a decade, through 5 states, two marriages, and 8 homes. I can’t imagine my life without her. I’ve had her my entire adult life and it’s like the end of an era. :(

Did they know each other before this? Because I can’t always tell if a person is trangendered. I’m kind of spaced out and I lived near this guy for quite a while. We would nod and smile to each other as we passed but that was about it. My mom was with me once and said “I know his Mom. He was born a girl, I think he…

If only it were as simple as telling these people that. I’m sure it’s nothing they haven’t heard before. They just plain don’t care.

Focus on the Family Guy

I’m still mad about Andie’s dress in Pretty in Pink.

I feel this trend is unappealing enough on it’s on that regulation is unnecessary.

‘What sort of woman would do something like this to another woman

Societally, nobody respects marriage anymore. Not the people in a marriage, and not the people outside it, either.

My first instinct is that this is a jilted lover/ former abuser situation, and the fact that that’s where my mind immediately goes devastates me.

“Ohio is an open-carry state that allows residents to openly possess firearms with or without a license.”

1) I am unable to keep up with rapper names and genuinely thought Ferrari in question was the Italian car maker, so trying to parse what I was reading was... Difficult at the beginning.

*whispers* I...I kind of like it...