That's really sweet! I'm sure that you spending time with him was the best birthday gift of all.

Over-share time. A few months a go I felt an odd, painful bump on my labia. I wasn't sure what it was and enlisted the husband to help. First he had a difficult time locating it, then he said it was a white bump. I was kind of freaked out, so I told him to take a picture of it with my phone. Basically, it was a big,…

Awesome.

**Hearted** for being funny as hell.

I just figured that touching Dov Charney's dick was part of the interview process. Perhaps they have a shrine to it at headquarters for visitors to see. Maybe a bronze replica.

**Hearted!** That is awesome. I'm the potty-mouth in my marriage. I am pretty sure my husband had a small stroke the first time I called someone a cunt. I have since moved on to just saying, "See you next Tuesday." just to clean it up a bit. I'm most shocked when he curses because he just isn't good at it and it is…

You are not the only one!

I had a friend in college who said, "Christ on a bike." frequently. Of course, I picked it up and the first time I heard my mom say it was priceless. Actually, she has picked up a lot of my foul-mouth. It's great to be a bad influence on your 74 year old mother!

Won't someone please think of the children?!?!

Agreed. I don't dislike her and I truly admire her ambition, but I am sure that there are other young women who are equally bright and outspoken who deserve to be recognized for their moxie.

Hahaha! Love it.

I'm with you. I really like a lot of this collection. I love that coat with the white trim. But, alas, there are no plus-sizes. Le sigh... At least I won't have to embrace the mom role.

I know. People will ask about a scratch and look at me suspiciously when I try to explain that, "Yes, a cat can leave a 1 foot long scratch on one's leg while jumping off a bookshelf and Missing the bed by an inch." Also, the "rubberized" cat still has me laughing-I can't think of a better way to describe the…

One of my girlfriends married a firefighter. In addition to being "hot" and a really great guy, he rescued her elderly dog from a flood this past winter. THAT made me swoon!

Anything to keep my husband from whining works for me. I don't like to shop, but there are specific stores that I know will have a man-chair. It would be nice if the big and tall shop that he goes to would extend the courtesy for significant others. It is bad enough that I have to go with him to prevent major fashion…

Ahh, yes. The tender-hearted husband. I have one of those, too. The 10 pound Cricket MUST have her spot right next to his head. This means that his snoring maw is all up on my side of the bed. We also have a Dachshund that insists on sleeping perpendicular to us and pillow stealing cats. I feel your pain!

There is nothing worse than a cat jump fail. Especially in the middle of the night, involving one's leg or foot. I have the scars to prove it!

My EXACT thoughts!

The biggest difference is that the anemone is quite beautiful whereas the skirt is quite awful.

WHAT is going on here?