Wendy Williams serves as a host... to parasitic breast creatures.

I don’t want to interpret that as a specific slam against Jennifer Lopez, who in fact is not a talented singer or actress but is an outrageously talented performer and someone who seems to work damn hard in life to forge a career for herself. Good for her.

Some women are too sensitive to have intercourse after an orgasm. Want to look like a god? Get her off after you finish (whether she came already or not).

I have a problem with you referring to a woman’s orgasm outside of p-in-v intercourse as outside of ‘the actual sex’. Guess what? She just had actual sex with you, your dick just wasn’t involved.

“What’s homo milk? Is this milk from GAY COWS?!” he demands, utterly* seriously, even angrily.

Nah, absolutely not. Honestly, I didn’t think Kinja was the place to submit stories for the next edition so much as it was just to share your own, so I went with it (admittedly not expecting it to rank, as, like others had pointed out, it doesn’t really measure up to the accidental attempted paedophilia).

“Dear Ask A Clean Person:

It’s not JUST that she’s racist.

I had some wonderful nurses in delivery but it seems like postpartum is where the bullies or newbies end up. Not fun or cool for someone who has just given birth.

“You should feel good about yourself! But not too good. Feel a little bad about yourself, too, or the boys won’t like you and the girls will think you’re a bitch.”

In my facebook days I got a great kick out of the extensive debasing posts from SAHM. They would rip into what little shits their kids are, how awful their school is, and how horrible their mere maternal existence was. Then they would always end the post with “But for my kids, everything is worthwhile.” A few good…

lol for real I am a stay at home mom and I can not stand to hang out with other say at home moms because that is all they talk about. I am not saying it is a super easy job but at least for now I can be in my PJ’s most of the day.

Agreed on all counts. I definitely respect both professions, but a teacher friend of mine told me one time that teachers deserve time off, which is why they have the summer off. Um, no. You have the summer off because this used to be a farming country and farmers needed their kids home to help. Nice try though.

This. But we all know who wins the Facebook martyr-off: stay at home moms.

Missed a chance to say, “who among us can throw the first scone?”

Five to seven minutes is the average time it takes for me to get bored and fake a convincing orgasm.

Or it was just complete bullshit hardo tough guy talk.

They are definitely faking every orgasm after the first. Every 2-4 min??? This may happen in porn, but not in real life.

I can only speak for myself but I’d say the 15-20 minute range thing is accurate.