I beg to differ.

Guys, guys. No joke, I'm at work and I should not be staring at this. Not. At. All. But I can't stop. I'm gonna get fired, and it might be worth it. Good lord, dat ass.

"I built my entire career on passing off other people's innovations as my own and making sure the original authors of things don't get as much credit for their work as I do. " ~ Madona

+1 million internets for the first person to 'shop Amber Rose driving a semi in the snow.

Oh, but the bed in the title illustration didn't tip you off? The amount of mental energy it takes to connect those particular dots is miniscule and should not require the training wheels of a trigger warning.

Jez doesn't do TWs. They never have. We go through this with every disturbing article. Plus, the title and all.

Please don't tell her how to feel about her own experience. It is not your place to instruct her on what her emotions should be about something that happened to her.

The attraction is normal. Acting on it isn't, and especially if you are in a parent/child relationship. It was his responsibility to protect her from it, and he failed her. Further I would argue that he groomed her and preyed upon her.

It's kind of RIGHT THERE IN THE TITLE.

Great point, except that this is actually a very old story.

Yeah I can't believe they got roped into it.

I'd pay to see that movie.

They're bound to make the sequels.

This is probably just a gag. Sometimes these things get tied up. I'm sure the studio will whip it into shape.

As much as it pains me, I may have to save next week's stupid customers article until Friday. I deal with so much stupid at work that I probably shouldn't get myself ramped up so early in the week.

The "lady" in the last story sounds like a real half-wheat...

Maybe I'm too liberal but I don't see the big deal. I wish parents were more honest and say that they're uncomfortable looking at half naked people and leave kids out of it. Kids for the most part don't give a shit about a lot of stuff parents worry about. How will this cover harm them?

This dude only got 9 years as punishment for trying to kill someone and he gets pics of her children? Oh hell no. Hell. No. This is terrifying. Is he going to get visitation after his release too? I think your parental rights kind of end at throat slitting.