This isn't absurd, exactly, but when I graduated from college and moved across the country, I was sick of looking for jobs in my field. I just wanted to write fiction. So I got the first crap job I could find—as a cleaning lady. My parents—neither of whom went to college—just didn't understand the job market in 2009,…
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I dunno, Mark, they can be kinda pushy...
Seriously. Have you ever seen what they can do to marbles when they're hungry? It's not pretty.
AND WHERE ARE THEY NOW? GONE. BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T RIDE HIPPOS.
As one of those 40ish white women + all that moisturizing you do... Would you like to come have lunch at my place? Dinner? Just a coffee! Just come in for one second...
Ashley Phoenix-Claw: "Hey #GameOnSVU I've been sexually assaulted/physically abused so I know how that works... #GamerGate doesn't do that. And hi, I'm a woman."
Um.
Oh, it's not sexy at all! Or porn-y. Any run of the mill HBO series has more sexy sex in it. It's bit boring, really (and two freaking hours long!) - I had hoped it would be so bad it's good again (like 9,5 weeks or Showgirls). So the only awkwardness is the embarrassment at the bad dialogue! One of the final scenes…
gamergate: we're offending that you implied we'd rape people but still LOL A GIRL GOT GANGRAPED LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Glad you dodged a bullet. And don't take the comparison personally. The only real defining feature about Anastasia is her brown hair, clumsiness, and unassuming nature. You've probably heard that she was written to be a vessel in which almost any (white) woman can place herself and identify. Your ex's family comparing…
Yes. And like I said, he calls her "the crackwhore." It's like EL James took every "aw, sad!" cliche she could think of (prostitutes, drugs, dysfunctional childhoods, mommy issues) and threw them at the wall, but did nothing to really explore them or resolve them or even really portray them with any shred of reality.…
I can't believe he did that on porpoise.
Seriously. I feel like it's a common trap that sitcoms fall into, where they get a lot of momentum out of the leadup to characters getting together, but they have no idea what to do with them once they are together. So they create a weird reason for them to break up and then kill time with other relationships, then…
When I was 17 my then-boyfriend sent me a bunch of text messages telling me he was going to stab me and that he had a knife and was waiting on the corner outside my house (I could see him from my window. I waved. I do not have much common sense and my sense of survival ranks much lower than my love of being an…
I'm aware this is focusing on NOT the point of the article, but... Street racing in a Prius? Really?
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Much like Mr. Burt Reynolds in the 1984 classic film Cannonball Run II, I too must be travelling on.
No one will top this. It is my friends' favorite story to tell at parties because no one can ever beat it:
A few thoughts. Really well-written, I enjoy your work even if the content of said work is so damn annoying. Can't say I'm surprised, though. I mean, where I live, there was LITERALLY a dude with a bowie knife trying to pry open the front door to his own house after the woman he was living with locked him out and…
Wow. Outstanding piece, thank you so much for sharing your personal story along with the truly stellar research and interviewing. I'm really glad you're at Jezebel, your articles are always among the best on any given day.