Justin's own interpretation:

In 99% of women's public restrooms in the US there are stalls. I've yet to encounter women running around in various states of undress in a public restroom. I've yet to see any version of female urinals installed either.

My cat, Minuit, once jumped into a crate of four adolescent guinea hens, they were quite large, we had just bought and bit their heads off. Nice kitty.

I was going to say. If it knew how to kill, that box would be a box of baby duck carnage.

Yeah, this actually made me REALLY nervous. Not cute at all.

Nah, from my experiences, he's just gonna kill a couple, pull out half the feathers and then get bored/sick of the taste and prance away...

Ah, fuck it.

I want to be your friend. This is my favorite exchange of the day.

My 16 year old son recently asked me when I was going to start dressing my age. Uhm, I'm 38, am I supposed to wear pant suits? (Not that there is anything wrong with pantsuits if you like them.) I'm perfectly happy with how I look, that's a lie I'd like to lose 25 lbs, but I love how I dress.

lol "no makeup" looks don't include lash application because most people wanting to achieve that look have no clue how to put on fake lashes. I don't understand those videos about the look, either. "Want a no-makeup look?! FIRST, gather these 15 products!" No, booski. No.

'No make-up' videos always start with listing the 6 products 'you'll need'.

Oh shit - the grandmother moment! I stopped STOPPED wearing red or any dark lipstick about 5 years ago when I saw a passing reflection in a mirror and literally saw my grandmother. It was WEIRD!

This. I cannot wear red or really any bright colour lipstick without feeling like Coco the Clown.

But you can't equate the two. At all. One woman walking down the street to work can in no way be comparable to a woman walking a catwalk in a bikini (or less) while people put bills in her g-string. Even if they both happen to be the same woman. Regardless of what our underlying culture is or is not these are two…

Question for those in the know: how much should a person expect to spend in a night at a strip club, assuming that person is appropriately tipping everyone that should be tipped, buying dances, drinks, etc?

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I had some dude do this to me. I was a server at a buffet in a gaming facility, where we used to serve $8 brunches. We were so busy that people were often lined up almost to the front doors of the gaming floor, which would equal about a 2 hour wait.

I've heard of that whole stack of bills on the table thing before and I literally cannot think of a better way to guarantee your food will get fucked with. Seriously, don't piss your waitress off before your food even gets to the table.

Oh god, I swear I had Coffee Latte's husband the other day. Never in my life have I felt the stupidity ratio in a room rise so rapidly as when this guy opened his mouth.

at least (I assume) someone on 4chan had the decency to call the cops?