A woman in Silver Diner once demanded her entire family's dinner be comped because I was choking and subsequently blew my nose. As she passed my table, she snarled, "Thank you for blowing your nose and ruining my dinner!" I laughed out loud. I wasn't even mad, she was so stupid. I am pretty sure that was a scam. …

Some cops don't know the laws?! Gasp! That is so shocking because all cops are always right about everything, and they are never bullies that like to abuse authority! Oh, wait.

I once went to use a restroom on the plane, and it was covered in menstrual blood- the seat, the floor, even the pedestal of the toilet had blood running down it. I was embarrassed to tell the flight attendant.

I never thought I'd say this, but I am over RHONJ. This season was near impossible to sit through. It was so boring and I basically hate all the housewives that are left. It makes me particularly sad as a native NJian.

Welp someone sat on pee today! I'm not going to get into an arguement with you about this since you are clearly set in your ways. I always lift the seat and ever suggest other hovers do as well so I don't feel any guilt. You can continue to be angry though. Emotions are healthy.

One time I was pooping before a shower and I had already taken off all of my clothes. So I was sitting on the toilet, naked, and my boyfriend barges in because he just got stung by a bunch of bees and needed the first aid stuff that was in the bathroom. That's reason enough to always remained as clothed as possible…

I often have to as mine is like "lol are we all leaving??"

According to court documents, Smith admitted one of the women was saying "no," but the detective said Smith told him he "thought she was saying no for pleasure and not to stop having sex."

*cringe*

Submitted for your approval: Every episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark? is now on YouTube. Relive the spine-tingling moments of your youth as many times as you want. Which was the scariest episode for you? (Please don't post images from Tale of the Quicksilver in comments.)

I was prepared for this to be a hilarious tale of party shenanigans, but being that he was beaten, stripped, and brought out to the woods it's actually really terrifying and sad. Like, really, really fucked up. Also, honestly, it's one of those stories that would be reacted to very differently if gender swapped.…

Did someone already say....cloudy with a chance of meat and balls?

My book doesn't even have any writing in it! The sunglasses are an optical illusion. AM I EVEN REALLY ON THE SUBWAY??

I think I know who wrote this

"I love the way that scarf matches your eyes."

When I have sex I say "I'm going to knock your dick in the dirt.". And in the morning I ask "Did you find it?".

My brother is not a transsexual or transgender, or gay and he was raped almost every day he was in prison over 40 years ago. No one cared about him.

Now, recover from your vaginal wince and ready your typing fingers for stories of weddings that did not go well.

Without a doubt, it's because they come from Asian (probably Chinese) fur farms where the animals are essentially tortured. Stop and think about how horrifically the animals must be treated and the conditions must be at these farms if it's cheaper to use the fur from a real live animal halfway across the globe than to…

Yes! I WANTED to like it, and I liked the books for the most part, but I swear to God the show must get some sort of sexual satisfaction out of frustrating audiences. There's a friggin' vampire apocalypse taking place and we spent an entire episode solving the mystery of how insufferable Eph's equally insufferable…