Hear me out. I've read the book and as her sister lay sick in a hospital bed in Peru, the summer heat boiling outside, she took her hand and asked 'Do you want to build a snowman?'

Called it.

They probably didn't know. That's why we medical people are screened once a year. TB has an indolent, nonspecific prodrome. In lay terms, it's slow, and the symptoms aren't glaringly TB. That's why we are torn whenever someone is admitted with an undiagnosed lung lesion. Do we need to put them on full TB precautions,…

yeah, with the first one mine failed, the picotin increased the contractions and but did not dilate my cervix and he was sunny side up. every contraction felt like my back was going to snap in two. I just wanted someone to shoot me. had a c-section, which i was not prepared for. and my pooping was fucked for…

At some point when the action had slowed a bit, it was just my husband and I in the room and suddenly I had to take a furious dump. I told him and he started trying to call for a nurse but it was too late. My darling husband got a bed pan under me just in time. He was such a champ about the whole thing.

Post-partum poop gave the birth itself a run for the money. This is coming from someone who had a 4th degree episiotomy, hemorrhage and baby with the cord double wrapped and knotted around her neck. Pooping with a reconstructed vag and butthole after several days on percocet is not the most awesome thing at all. I…

My money's on one of those weirdo crunchy home births.

I had a really problematic pregnancy. When I delivered, I tore. Forward. This is apparently kind of rare, but I split up the middle toward my clitoris. I cannot explain how painful that was.

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I read the headline and thought they dressed up like Al Capone and the like and thought, "Well, what's the big deal?"

Over your head, apparently.

Notice that the vagina isn't also "God's Vagina". That would imply power and authority, which the vagina clearly is not meant to have in God's plan (tm). Look at me, I've got the penis of God swinging between my legs!

What is this motherfucker smoking? I thought the headline was just like a facetious summary of what he said for clickbait purposes, I read the article and I find... nope, he really said it, and he seems to really mean it.

The internet has introduced me to this whole new emotion I like to call, "bewilder-rage". It's…

Alright, I realize this is going to sound like victim blaming, but it's really not. There's no excuse for anybody stealing anybody's prosthetic limbs ever. That said:

Farewell, and may the Schwartz be with you, Dot Matrix...

Maybe they should charge the fetus with jailbreak?

I personally love how condescending Pinkham is. Someday I hope to get a condescending reply all of my own from him.