DID SHE APPROVE THIS FUCKING BEIGE MONSTROSITY SHE MADE ME WEAR TO MY OWN FUCKING BIRTHDAY PARTY WHERE SHE FUCKING HAND HUGGED ME? DID SHE? I AM ON THE A-LIST, YOU MONSTER! HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME LIKE THAT? YOU'RE NO BETTER THAN WILLOW PAPE! YOU ARE NOTHING, KIM! NOTHING!

THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU!

My biggest concern is the clear marketing to kids - bubblegum flavor? Yeah, that's not for the 50 year old trying to quit? That's for the 13 year old hanging around outside 7-11.

This isn't my story but I was there: during gym class in 8th grade, a friend's bloody pad fell out of her shorts as she was RUNNING FROM SECOND TO THIRD BASE. Everyone froze, and once she realized what had happened, she just kept running...all the way down to the school, all the way down to the basement bathroom in…

You really are. And unfortunately there are no Frogtown movies on netflix. Any movie with frog tit, I need to see. I can't even fathom how you'd write frog tits into a movie

I'm impressed at your ballsiness to attempt a tampon, because I was too scared to use one until I was—shit you not—24.

I was an awkward, fat, lonely 12 year old girl who was obsessed with horror movies and masturbating, being raised by a single mother in a small town in the early 90's. Every Friday night my mom would take me to our nearest video store and I would gather 4 - 5 different rated-R VHS scary movies (I would specifically…

That's really kinda sweet, the part about the social worker aunt. I'm moved. Which means I might be PMSing.

Mine was just humourous. I of course had my first period at my father's house (split time half and half), and it was literally night one of my week with him, and I remember having cramps and not knowing what was going on. It's 11pm (and I'm what - 11, 12?) so when I get up my dad can hear me around upstairs and is…

I decided to try a new multi-vitamin while on my period once and that combined with period shits caused me to shit my pants. While at work.

Seriously. A clot fell out of me in my late 20's while I was holding a ladder for a friend and it was so BIG I *actually* thought I gave birth to.....something.

Guns Are Fun

Grandma and Toddlers' adventures on the Trampoline

possibly a line of children's books?

"True, wolf sanctuaries are in dire(wolf) need of funding."

I'M SORRY, OK?

True, wolf sanctuaries are in dire need of funding.

Just going to echo a few of the comments here:

#NotAllCriminals.

Just fyi, Egyptians wore wigs so a lot of what we perceive as their "hair" in heiroglyphs are wigs. This is some really sick appropriation grossness on Perry's part:

UGH THIS. when we were kids and putting balloons in our top and pants giggling I NEVER thought of black people, come on what is this shit. Maybe they're making fun of Kim Kardashian?? who knows.