snarkychu
Snarkychu
snarkychu

I disagree but maybe this picture will prove it to you. This was taken in high school before all the plastic surgery:

That's nice! One time I was walking to yoga at 7.15pm in a town fo 50,000 when a guy grabbed me. Great to be you, right?

"and of the .1% who are, even they aren't likely to randomly grab someone on the street at any given moment." Uh, since when do attacks announce the date in time of attack in advance? You're the kind of naive person who believes the best in everyone and wonders why people aren't standing in the streets singing Kumbaya

"I'm a guy so I don't know how it is for women". RIGHT, COOL, SHUT THE FUCK UP NOW. being a "badass" doesn't preclude you from sexual assault and to imply that women who ARE concerned about it are somehow weak and paranoid is victim blaming to the max. I have a friend who was sexually assaulted by a stranger at night

I live on the edge of a bad neighborhood and the edge of a college neighborhood. i never walk to the whole foods 2 blocks away because the one time i did (wearing a hoodie and baggy camouflage pants) a car full of african american men pulled over and started asking me to get in and telling me how sexy i was. luckily,

Um, I hate the fact that suggesting women aren't tough if they're afraid of rape is so prevalent. How old are your friends? I'm badass, outdoorsy and strong. I don't take any crap from anyone but I'm not dumb either.

Idk about if I'm fucking paranoid but the city where I live (my neighborhood in particular) has a HUGE meth problem so I'm not so worried about a stranger coming out of the bushes to rape me but maybe I'm a little worried about some tweaker trying to fucking mug me so they can get high. Which happens. All the time.

You called those women "fucking paranoid".

You must live a lucky enough life to not notice it.

That third one made me literally laugh out loud. Also, the last one looks like a life-sized, crocheted tampon.

Christ, that poor starving bitch looks like all her entrails are pouring out. Are you sure it's Vera Wang and not David Cronenberg?.....

"Do you suffer from embarrassing vaginal itch at the most inopportune times?"

Vera Wang's Fall Collection 2012 presents - "Goth Vagina"

I nominate this one. Someone was trying for a Renaissance type of hooded gown, they got a KKK looking thing instead.

Y'ALL. (mic drop)

The pose makes this

I'm sure there are uglier dresses than this one, but who the hell wants to walk down the aisle looking like a bedazzled clove of garlic?

COME AT ME, BRO!

Strangely perfect timing because my most face-meltingly incredible sexual experience happened just last weekend! I'm not sure if this will translate or if I'll be able to express why it was so hot, but alas, I shall try. Apologies in advance for how long this is, hopefully it's worthwhile reading though.