Do you wear sunscreen everyday?

Oh jesus fucking christ. You're way over thinking this shit. If drama didn't happen, THERE'D BE NO MOVIE. I saw Maleficent last night, and as a self proclaimed feminist, I thought it was really good- it was NOT the typical fairy tale, they give depth and character to Maleficent, the female "villain" initially, it has…

I re-watched Girl, Interrupted again recently and thought the same thing. She can be really awesome.

Definitely thought it was "NO TALL KINGS" at first glance.

I could masturbate to a still photo of a tree that is vaguely shaped like a woman.

Yeah, I'm not immune to the siren song of the brand name, but damned if I'm paying for a name brand when the product is JEWELS.

Is that the 2014 version of a monocle popping out?

Jeez, Kelly. If you want better coverage of Jessica Simpson, write better coverage. Her pop songs and film career are irrelevant to her current career (and net worth) in the clothing biz.

Dear Lord, I pray that Megadump's cock be at its peak of health, that its aim be swift and sure and that its strength is tempered by the fires of his intended. Amen.

I live in Colorado (though I hail from England), and I wasn't surprised that two of the Jesus stories were based here. I have some good 'crazy Christian' stories, my best one was from when I worked for a retailer for a time here (in a suburb of Denver) as a cashier at a retail clothing chain.

I had a woman come…

From now on, we should only ever consume entertainment media that is 100% scientifically accurate.

For the first one I'd make an anonymous donation to a charity in honor of the baby. They won't specify the amount and you can give her the little announcement/card they include. She'll look like a jerk if she says anything and you can make lemonade out of lemons. It's basically following the rules since you gave a…

"Girl Yo Dirty ass Coulda went to them people Wedding" just about sums everything up.

That's fucking terrible. I'm glad you're taking action against the officer. He is clearly a part of the problem.

Looks like he's gonna need a.... pubic defender.

"...unless she's gonna sleep with me." is the rest of that sentence.

Not to mention Jindal is refusing to take Medicaid money. "Once you're born, go fuck yourself! Don't forget to vote Republican before your short life expires!"

Not a bad idea, but I'd be worried this would bring further alienation and possibly violence against the tribes.

What sucks is if you do have the baby and give it up for adoption, even if the pregnancy was the result of rape a lot of times you'll still be ostracized and seen as cold and heartless.

"I've got a great idea! Let's take away women's access to healthcare, force them to have children they can't support, and then blame THEM when they go on welfare! And then, we can take away the welfare! THAT WILL SURELY FIX EVERYTHING!"