I understand, little guy. Sometimes my Pom-Fox feels naked and ashamed after his puppy cuts for summer, too. But I think he and my cockapoo should talk as he's also alarmingly and distractingly well-endowed, which looks a lot more upsetting post-summer cut. It's hard out there for a tiny dog with a giant schlong,…

Sorry, mega distracted by the amount of dog wang.

Seriously! I found myself staring a bit too much at the peepee there... it's very eye-catching :-/

This will haunt my dreams now. Thanks a lot.

This dog is legitimately the best thing that has ever happened to me. I cannot stop laughing. Please send help (and more videos). Thanks.

Er. I think she's going after the dog.

My cat (a rescue) saved me from an allergic reaction once. I was due to have my wisdom teeth removed, and I was having serious, eye-watering pain with one tooth in particular. I was in so much pain, I was ready to DIY the tooth in question out of my head with a pair of pilers and some whiskey, surgery be damned! My…

TEAM CAT MOTHERF*CKERS!!!!

I was confused about that too at first. But apparently the dog was coming back and she left the kid to go chase the dog away (and got bit as well).

I like how the cat then sets up under the car, waiting for a counterattack, plotting a defense. Then escorts the kid and mom to the house. Theres some military training there.

My cat is normally a real baby, she'll run rather than get in a confrontation. But the other day I saw her get her back up and go off on a dog walking by with his owner. I was in shock. Now after watching the video of Tara, I'm convinced our cat overlords are starting their take over. And Tara is going to be running…

We at Team Dog regret this incident and plan on investigating further.

I saw balls. Gigantic fucking ones hanging off of that cat's crotch.

Today is a day for Team Cat.

It's scary how fast that dog went from "I'm just a dog running around like a dog" to viciously attacking that child. It's just so unlike the dogs I have known! Thank goodness for that badass cat.

That's a badass cat. I just feel even more sorry for the kid that he has to live in Bakersfield. He's probably already growing tumors in six different organs.