God, this article is such an incredible fucking bummer, because it is SUCH a missed opportunity.

Me too. Also, I was hoping for more dirt...

Well. Thank goodness we got that settled.

Maybe Beyonce had already warned her in the past about using her name.

yes. this. none of this sounds remotely believable.

'Why does your husband need to go to the club right now?'"

Then he rolled his neck and said "bitch please".

Mr. Z was later overheard saying "I know you are, but what am I?"

I call bullshit. For many reasons, but mainly because I don't see Jay using the phrase "you're one to talk" like a 14 year old mean girl.

Not when you use it wrong?

It's weird that you would pick a fight about that.

seriously? i don't understand people like you. sorry if it sounds harsh, but it's true. i can't understand being so star-struck by someone that you can't move on from them (socially or professionally) no matter how shitty they treat you. i mean, have some self-respect...

Celebrities are not Gods. They're just people. Often they are assholes. Fame is not a sign that a person is more worthy / valuable / exciting / good to know than anyone else. Fame is just a whimsical mother-fucker who confers public attention on people in a rather haphazard fashion.

I always hate these kinds of stories. Because I want to know who it is about.

"Salubrious" means healthy. The word you want is salacious.

The fact that you think you are this person's "friend" makes it sound like you have a god awful case of Stockholm Syndrome

Funny, because I long ago diagnosed HIM as a colon polyp.