Yeah not laughing at that story.

Does the baby side of these cameras actually have a speaker? Normal baby monitors are mic on baby, speaker for parents. It seems like a camera version would have a mic and camera on baby and a speaker and monitor for the parents.

Don't know about going to hell, but you may be running seriously low on empathy.

To the people who thought this would be funny

Have you ever seen them in the same place at the same time?

There's an opportunity here for someone versed in Tumblr to photoshop George's face over Jennifer's body on those tabloid covers with headlines like "Pregnant & Alone!" and "Happy at Last!"

HEY. HOW COME JENNIFER ANISTON AND GEORGE CLOONEY NEVER GOT TOGETHER???

The muppet working her mouth is trying to escape. That's the hatch opening up.

My puppy died suddenly this week (he was about to turn 1) and I have been playing this video on a loop while laughcrying for the last 10 minutes. I can't decide if it's making me feel better or worse, but I can't stop watching

They have some idea of right and wrong, though right? Or at least 'allowed and not allowed.' I never yelled at my dog, but I always knew when she'd pissed somewhere in the house, because as soon as I walked into the room, her tail would go between her legs and she wouldn't look at me. She definitely wasn't reacting…

The Folsom Street Fair is fetish street fair that happens in San Francisco every year. I worked on Folsom street so every year I got to walk through it. There's a lot of muscle guys in leather and old guys with something injected in their balls to make them look huge, stuff like that. The grossest thing I ever saw…

Ha yay?!

Second adventure on MUNI:

I was on the blue line in Chicago, and a mom got on with her toddler son. She gave the kid a Slim Jim to eat. Not gross in and of itself - but after the kid was finished eating the Slim Jim, the mom sucked the Slim Jim grease off of each and every one of his fingers. That was the gross part.

Because we don't want to have to shove a cup up our already bloody snatch. Some of us while understanding that menstrual blood is perfectly natural, still don't like getting blood clots/mucus all over our hands, or want to have to explain what we are doing in a public restroom cleaning out a silicon cup that looks…

I love the idea, and they go in fine and all, but I've never gotten the hang of removing one without looking like I just came back from slaughtering my own supper.

So despite there being an obvious array of women of different ethnicity AND skin tones, all you saw was white women? Perhaps an appointment with the eye doctor is in order?

You don't suddenly stop dancing after the age of 25, though.