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Are there any sketches or ideas that didn't make it to air (censors/network/otherwise) that you could share with us? Any sex/gender disparities with the censors you'd like to highlight?

So what makes a (seemingly) nice, sweet girl from Long Island want to get into comedy? And was it hard to get taken seriously with a "nice girl" look?

I don't have a question, just an anecdote: as it turns out, my boss — a 70-year-old, Son-of-Confederate-Veterans Attorney — is an Amy Schumer fan. We discovered our mutual fandom the day after this season's premiere. He asked me, for some reason or another, about her, and followed it up with, "Haha, that focus group!"

Amy, can you tell us a story where you either saved your own life or someone else's with the power of jokes? Or maybe got out of paying a traffic ticket?

will you adopt me if i promise to rub your feet nightly with baby lotion ??

First off, I want to share something my boyfriend said about you because it's such a major compliment: "She's like a white female Dave Chappelle".

Do you remember meeting eyes when your were at Laughfest in Garnd Rapids? I could have sworn we had a moment.

On the imdb page for Trainwreck, there is a credit for a personal fitness. Did the studio ask you to lose weight? You look perfect though...

Your recent appearance on Letterman was absolutely hilarious. Were you afraid he was going to go into cardiac arrest while interviewing you due to his uncontrollable laughter? Also, did you feel responsible when he announced his retirement the following day?

Do you prefer working on your own show or showing up for other people's projects, doing the work, and then leaving?

Hey Amy, what does feminism mean or look like to you? And how do you think about the feminist politics of your own comedy style, which is just so fucking irreverent (in a good way!)?

Was all the sex jokes/sketch this season about Jeselnik?

Hey Amy do you like to do the Monster Rain as well? YOU ROCK when you are on O&A and Jimmy. Show is awesome. Oh I'm a Palestinian if I get a cab will you do the same thing to me LOL?

No question, I just have to say that I power-watched a bunch of your Comedy Central stuff the other day when I was off of work and I fucking love you. You're hysterical and smart and drop-dead gorgeous, and there's no one tearing it up in comedy like you are; Key and Peele do come in a close second, tho.

A lot of comics usually talk about being pretty depressed in real life. How would you describe your emotional state off screen?

Who sweats more: Jeffery Ross or David Hasselhoff (sober)?

Two-part question here:We saw you pretty much on the verge of tears at during the Roseanne roast, so just how good did it feel getting complimented on your set by her? And were there any jokes you wanted to make, but shied away from?

What's the worst experience you've had in bed with a guy?

Hi Amy, love your show. With the introduction of the just as good Broad City, do you see CC opening up to more woman and less bro-tastic?

I love your standup, Amy, and your show. I first saw you on Charlie Sheen's Roast, and I was SO excited about how you had vicious zingers for everyone.