That first guy was a dick.

I have puffy nips and small breasts, I believe it's actually a minor form of the congenital abnormality Tuberous Breasts. Well, either way they're small but the areolas are really puffy. So even if it wasn't cold out, I couldn't go around in an unpadded or t-shirt bra because my nipples would be waaaay too noticable,…

I will do it to spite her!

I cum on the land down under. Where women glow and... men... plunder...

Choochie or coochie? They're both endearing. I say a lot of crotch/pussy/vagina/cooter.

It's too vanilla!

Ugh, the tampon scene... I think I blocked it from my memory. I didn't read more than a couple of chapters into the second book. Don't even know how I got through the first.

Oh boy, the perfect phallic treat!

Brb, going to the grocery store to spice up my sex life.

Agreed. >:( Sounds like the lady with said "gash" needs to get to the ER.

Hmm. My counter is nice and cunty?

Cunt cunt cunt CUUNNNTTTT!

Euuughhh. "Her sex". Reminds me of too many bad fan fictions! It's like saying dick/cock/RODDDD is okay, but vagina slang is usually "sex" or "slit" or something. Blech.

Stray hairs, mmm.

I'd rather read folds than the whole shabang described as "down there".

I found the Brie and broke off a fragment, sucking her nipple through it.

I have a feeling you're doing this right now:

Photoshopped to hell and back again.

Still jelly!