If only!

I envy your big titty problems. :(

I agree, this guy is either trolling or is an uppity Euro sort.

Omg I just said that! Lol!

Her eyes in this pic remind me of this:

WHY?

Correction: Overweight Americans

WHY YOU GOTTA MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A PERVERT, GAWSH.

BUT IF YOU CLOOOOSE YOUR EYYYYES, DOES IT ALMOST FEEL LIKE, NOTHING'S CHANGED AT AAAALLLLL!!?? AND IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYYYYEESS, DOES IT ALMOST FEEL LIKE, YOU'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE??

The end looks like a dog's penis.

colored and cake! /hiss

Oh my god. Multicolored icicles fill me with unsolicited rage! It makes no sense. NO SENSE. RAARRGGHHHH!

Only one goes in the tree, the other just chews on the lower branches. :[ Yeah, ours is wire too. Haven't put it up this year yet because it's going to be a sad, sorry sight and I don't wanna be chasing her around, trying to keep her outta it.

I love big bulbs.

Cozy chaos is the key to happiness.

Cute!

One of our kitties has busted up our Wal-Mart tree. So many broken branches. /qq

Maybe it's because your uterus is suddenly kicked into overdrive. it's like "GET THIS OUT OF ME, AGGHHHHH!!!"

Dear lord! I hear about other woman's periodical experiences and I am just so grateful that mine only cause minor discomfort and ruined undies.