/strums guitar

Sounds hot. Tell me more.

Yes, but they do not poop. I sewed my butthole shut in '07.

boner time

How have these women and girls mastered the selfie? Every time I try to take one, I look like a gosh darn wreck. My nose is big, my skin is blotchy and my cheeks are fat. Yet, when I look in the mirror, I see a pretty me. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.

It started going down hill at Mw2 if you ask me.

It started going down hill at Mw2 if you ask me.

That sentiment I can agree with.

Normal doesn't have to mean tall and thin. It doesn't mean fat either. Normal can be all types of appearances. Statically speaking being overweight is more common than having model proportions... hence "normal". We should be able to see photos of average women and see the beauty in them. Why do we have to compare them…

I think you missed the point.

BOooOOoM. Sniped ya!

Maybe it's her new hobby. Or maybe she's showing how easy it is to touch up a picture.

Damn, I wish I could sing 1/10th as good as these gals. I want to weep for my awful vocal cords. They are a blight to society. I AM UNWORTHY.

Is she saying she photoshopped it or the paps did? I am confused.

I am nauseous...

A girl's gotta have that eyeliner and lip gloss on when in the trenches.

I used to be like that. I didn't have my first orgasm (except waking up to coming after weird dreams) until my 20's. I found that I am a very visual person, so in order to come, I have to visualize very intensely in my mind on kinky scenarios. Now I can come every time with the proper stimulation (fingers or tongue,…

I don't think the article is in reference to only missionary... I think it means sex as a whole, including oral. Only expecting an orgasm when one is masturbating? :(

I personally think that hair whip/lasso would've been the best!