snarktopus-rex
Rube Goldberg's Razor
snarktopus-rex

Hope there was something in the budget this season for the main plot missing in Season 1.

Well, no. Apologies, but that analogy doesn’t work. No one cared where I was or what I was doing during those events because I didn’t have an entire government hunting me. One with super powerful mages (for lack of a better term) that could sense my presence from miles away. My existence wasn’t considered an

After seeing Nick Hoult in The Menu and The Great, I can confirm that he would be a fantastic Lex Luthor.

does the state want us to invest more, employ more people, and pay more taxes—or not?”

it was basically the reason anyone my age started collecting comics. i started with the death of superman, ended with the spider-man clone saga.

Elijah Wood and Rudy?

“Lane played a womanizing cad an NBC sitcom in 1998. An openly or even suspected gay actor would never have been cast in such a role back then. (Heck, probably not even now.)“

Your worst take yet! I have to admire being able to top yourself like that. 

But what an amazing instance of using-his-power-for-good this is.

I’ve long felt the most notable thing about Sanderson is his fanbase’s rabidity.

Yeah as a Canadian I can also confirm that we do not in fact want, nor would we accept, either of the Dakota’s into our fold.

a third-rate Comic-Con

Buying a Trump Steak still gets you steaks. I’d never give the man a dime, but if I were somehow indifferent to him, I’d consider buying steaks from him if they were good steaks. This is strictly marketed at the people who fall at his feet. It’s basically literal worship of him at the financial expense of the

Guy has been innovating failure for years.

“Limited Edition” = limited to the number of people who will give him $99.

The description of the Trump character looks more like Homelander than Superman, which is quite suitable.

It’s funny that so many people think the government does something when you speak out against them. For real, you'll face more consequences on social media from people like Musk then you would from the actual government in the United States. But let's keep perpetuating the myth that the government is out to control

Bo surprise either. The venn diagram between “libertarian free speech fetishist” and “first person to call the cops over someone making fun of them ” is a circle.

Elon musk going from Libertarian Free Speech loser to Dwight from The Office screaming “Identity Theft is no laughing matter, Jim!” in record time is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.