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I hope she also Googles “Katy Perry before 2 hours with a Hollywood makeup artist” when she’s feeling particularly full of herself.

Which is ironic considering the fact that the Republicans were the ones who named it that. If it were simply called the ACA, they could and possibly even would be willing to work within the existing framework and fix the issues it has. But because they spent so much time and effort tying it to Obama and insisting that

Didn’t John Roberts cast the deciding vote to keep the ACA around?

And that’s why “moderates” are absolutely as culpable for the current state of affairs as the left and the right. They’re so desperate to maintain their illusion that “both sides are the same” that they see the right’s fears that Obama would do things that they completely made up themselves and the left’s fears that

Argue with Obama about it:

No, I stand by it being a Republican plan. It was offered in response to what the Clinton team was proposing and it was paid for by GOP donors who are the de facto Republican braintrust.

You’re probably not as much of an outlier as you think. :P Plenty of men don’t like confrontation, and plenty of women aren’t afraid to speak up. And negotiation can be uncomfortable regardless.

Obviously there’s a lot of factors that go into it that apply to either gender, like stamina for confrontation, effort needed

The best comparison isn’t the ACA, it’s Cap and Trade. The Republicans had just spent a whole year running on c&t as the alternative to Democrats environmental efforts. Then, after Obama won, he made a concession by supporting his opponents plan, only to have them turn against it.

Just to clarify, the ACA/Obamacare was the Republican healthcare plan. It was designed by the Heritage Foundation.

Jesus fucking Christ. Okay so,, I am BLASTED right now (I somehow got convinced to chug a whole fucking pitcher of Bud Light, which like why the fuck am I able to be convinced to do such a thing when im 29 years fucking old but whatever), so Iam just gonna stream of conscious this, which I feel like I am already

The Thunder have less than 1% chance to win the title, he has 99% chance to make history. Yeah, let’s rest him.

That’s great for Russell Westbrook but Mike Trout is still the superior hitter by nearly every advanced metric

If he doesn’t win MVP, just don’t bother giving out the awards anymore.

I’ma take this space to represent for Dawn Staley. Second black woman to coach her team to the NCAA WBB title, South Carolina’s first title in WBB. She’s the first coach to win the championship who was once the tournament’s Most Outstanding Player when she led UVA (ugh) to the final in 1991 (they didn’t win, but game

He, joke’s on you, my folks are dead. SCORE!

I think it’s partly because you wear them with leather dress shoes that don’t breathe. Also, they’re thinner than regular socks, so they can’t absorb as much before they get gross.

Be careful. If you hit a seeing eye grounder or two in your forties, you’ll have kids around until you’re in your 60's.

The world has a shitty surprise for you in your early 50s. Your kids are fully baked, you’re at your peak earning period, you have lots of vacation time. “Woo! Let’s take that trip to Europe, and then finally rebuild the Camaro!” And at that exact moment, your parents begin their breakdown, physically and/or

stir-frying eggplant while you’re on the toilet

This is a discussion about drinking beer while you shower. If you’re the type of artisotractic person who snubs beer based exclusively on the container, you should probably just sit this one out.