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Back in the 90s when the then WWF was sued in the local district court where my uncle practiced law, he was retained as WWF’s local counsel for the matter. He got to spend several days with Vince over the course of a couple years and is still fascinated by him more than 20 years later. Coolest thing Vince did: my

I’ve spent most of my adult liberal life arguing for the center. I always though going to the middle and building consensus was the best way to get things done in a country divided by various view points. All of my “indpendent” republican friends, mostly lawyers and other mid level professionals who couldn’t bring

The real world effect: people with means (or in the case of my real world friends who have had to terminate pregnancies, people with credit), will get back their ambiotic and natal tests, find out at some point after 20 weeks that the fetus they are carrying has some sort of horrible genetic abnormality, their doctor

Doesn’t sound like you’ve worked in the legal field in a while

Don’t cancel it. (I haven’t watched an episode of it so I don’t know if it’s good, I’m just angling for maximum Roseanne Barr anguish here). Do what Chuck Lorre and CBS died when Charlie Sheen went off the rails during Two and a Half Men: have her die in a hilarious and grotesque way off camera between the seasons.

Call him by his birth name! Fat Damon.

I’d totally read it if they gave you a guest blog

GUEST BLOG FOR PINK SKULL!

Other airmen testified that it was easy to obtain LSD in a liquid form spread on small tabs of perforated white paper. Airmen ingested at least one tab by placing it on their tongue.

As a recovering alcoholic, I would drop acid 100 times before taking a drink again. Yeah, no one should be driving or operating heavy machinery while tripping, but in terms of what it does to your body and mind, it’s so much better than alcohol.

I’m familiar with military personnel using LSD because it’s not as likely to get picked up on drug tests, but also smoking weed and filming yourself sort of defeats the pragmatic benefits of that.  

I dunno. I kind of want one now just to Commemorate how massive of a foreign policy blunder this was. It seems like the sort of thing that shows up on a “Mysteries at the Museum” episode 50 years from now. “Did you know that before World War 3, the most unpopular President in American history blew a chance for peace

In full disclosure I’m a real property lawyer and haven’t thought about Employment Discrimination since my 3L year last decade, but more than a First Amendment case, I think this has the makings of a disparate impact claim based on discrimination by race and viewpoint. Normally, that’s the type of action an employee

This is honestly what makes it hard for me to even engage anymore.

It’s not just one day every two years. I was the Democratic appointee to a County Election board for several years. We had elections 11 days in one year. School board and bond issues would get scheduled for their own issues. People left state office when they got jobs in the Trump administration. We had special

I’m always reminded of the quote attributed to H.L. Mencken at times like this, “no one has ever gone broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people.”

I like that when I google “blue dress shirt with white collar name” the first thing that comes up is not “contrast collar” but “The Asshole Collar.”

Now this is good Kinja!

Now this is good Kinja!

Once you have to pay retail to replace a smart phone you broke through an Otterbox after hurling it against the side of your local federal building in disgust, I find that you tend to learn techniques to restrain those urges better.

Agreed. In my mind you can’t judge a post presidency so soon. You need time to recharge and figure out what you want to do. He’s got two teenage daughters, one in college. It’s a stressful time for any parent. Also, I don’t think he, or anyone else, really knows how to react to Trump. Trump is actively calling for an