My only question is with Michael Cohen in trouble, who is going to pay the $130,000 after Trump pulls out of Iran?

“If you are smuggling a child, then we will prosecute you and that child will be separated from you as required by law. If you don’t like that, then don’t smuggle children over our border,” Sessions said in a speech in San Diego on Monday.

I completely agree. In fact, I think I probably liked some of those other comments, I know I’ve liked some of yours somewhere lately because I recognized your name in the notification.

When I posted this, I was perplexed that everyone was slamming Rudy but none of the stories or comments here, at the time, were…

“Yep kids, and here, using the technology of 2050, you can all pull up the complete social media history of your grandparents and see which of them spinelessly defended him!”

I’m starting to wonder if Giuliani’s strategy isn’t to try and destroy the case against Michael Cohen to get the charges dropped against him and keep him from flipping. It seems like their new strategy is to try and present this as a completely above board attorney/client relationship to negotiate a settlement with a…

Shhh.. It’s 2018. Put that nuance away and let them paint us with a broad brush. That’s how this works now.

Honestly though, at a very basic level, some people just can’t comprehend that there are other people out there who are not solely motivated by their own self interest or financial concerns. These sort of…

Everyone is taking the position that Giuliani fucked up, because this strategy looks absurd to any normal person. Trump’s tweets this morning (assuming he hasn’t wrested control away from whoever sent out those fairly well composed Stormy tweets this morning and tweeted something completely different since then)…

C’mon, with as many scandals, and as many carnival side show members of this team, cabinet, and administration, this will clearly have to be a multi-part 12 hour Peter Jackson work.

Plus, we know Jackson will find the right people to do Trump’s make up

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Agreed. I desperately hope this means that before noon we have a series of completely contradictory tweets from “normal” Trump

I’m not sure what’s in his self tanner, but I’m positive I don’t want to eat any smores cooked over the fumes of his corpse.

Na. You know if Obama read Trump quotes, the same people who love Trump would suddenly start saying, “see, we told you Obama was a fascist! Look at what he just said!” I really don’t need that in my life.

From a strategic perspective I kind of get it. Think about how much Paul Ryan’s had getting anything done with his majority. The Senate Republicans are not as conservative as the House Republicans, so on pretty much any serious issue, you’re going to have one group of House Republicans trying to push something they…

I feel like the right apple can really feel like a baseball in your hand. Maybe that’s just my personal preference from my dad attempting to use catch instead of words to bond with me but I think I could get some decent velocity with aim with the right apple.

The wife of the former head of health policy for the United States of America doesn’t know how HIV works. Brought to you by just another day in 2018.

With our esteemed Christian Soldiers locked a loaded and itching for more Middle East destruction, millennials can put college and graduate school on hold to help kick in doors for the upcoming occupation of Iran.

Isn’t Bibi in some kind of mess about corruption right now too? So domestically he’s got his own problems to worry about distract from.

Yeah, in my experience, the odor is your genitalia sweat from all that action, not the jizz itself.

I’ve gotten inconsistent because from the time I learned typing at 6 to the time I got a job with two hipster lawyers at the age of 28, I always used two spaces. It’s muscle memory. It’s what my right index finger hits the period, and then my right thumb presses twice. I’m one spacing in this comment because I’ve gone…

Read this article and let hipsters yell at you for awhile. That will surely undue 25 years of muscle memory.