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I’m not yet prepared to presume that we’ll still have elections in 2024

I was just talking about the Overton window concept this week. I live in OKC and the 23 year memorial of the bombing was yesterday. I was discussing with friends how in the wake of the bombing, McVeigh’s gun circuit ideology (2nd amendment absolutist, taxation is theft, FBI/Deep State Conspiracies, white nationalism,

Can you give me the date and location of every restaurant or coffee shop where you showed up early to a meeting and were kicked out?

You never called anyone a fag in middle school or high school? Everyone that has ever said fag must HATE gay people... Same thing for every word.

I was called a monkey as a child and I’m white.

I tried a 6 month paid subscription on SA last year. I’d been doing combinations of Match, OKCupid, PoF, Eharmony, etc. for years with no real luck, so I gave it a try. It became apparent to me pretty quick that I didn’t want to spend the kind of money on allowances or gifts that women were asking for. Honestly I

As a 34 year old Democrat, I’m really fucking tired of the Republican talking point that I can’t complain about Donald Trump because of shit that Bill Clinton did or allegedly did (depending on the subject matter) before I was old enough to vote.

The man has a habit of plunging headfirst into constitutionally questionable skirmishes, and for a “telegenic” lawyer educated at both Harvard and Yale, he’s not great at winning in court. 

Not everyone has had the same upbringing either, chief. I think you need to acknowledge that.

I did a lot of things in Middle School I’m not proud of, but I’m 34 now, not 12.

Have you guys never evolved as people? My values, morals, ethics, and principles have developed and gotten more precise as I’ve aged. I don’t live by the same moral standards that I did 20 years ago. Frankly, it’s rather terrifying to

Have you ever thought about playing a game where the voice chat isn’t full of racial slurs?

When I was growing up we had friends of every race. I remember one day my white buddy and Puerto Rican buddy getting pissed at each other. The white friend said, “Fuck you beaner, I don’t give a shit.”

Funny, I’m a white lawyer who frequently meets people at different Starbucks, restaurants, and other establishments, and never once in my life has anyone called the cops on me when I said “I’m here early, waiting for my other party.”

It’s almost like the whole point of this post is that we live in a world where one

They were waiting for the third member of their group...

When I have a meeting with someone at a restaurant or coffee shop, be it a business meeting, a date, I wait until the entire party is there to order. I have never once in my life been asked to leave a Starbucks or any other establishment while waiting for the

The closest I’ve come to that kind of experience was 6 grams of shrooms and a nature marathon on rain forests. I laid down on my floor with my tv mounted on the wall, angled down toward me, and I felt like I was on the bottom of the jungle floor listening and watching animals above me for hours.

If you liked No Country for Old Men (great movie, I agree) you should give the Cormac McCarthy book a try sometime. It’s one of his more accessible novels and all of the violent themes are very, very, front and center in the book.

I may have try Apocalypse Now on Lucy. I’ve always liked the film but I’ve never seen it

Very true. I think we saw half of the movie in various clips during my evidence class.

“A toddler-specific shooting range” sounds like the type of place you go to train for a school shooting.

I did an I’m jealous of your strength. I’ll never get those 15 minutes back.

Dear troll, in American English, it’s common to put a space after a period finishing a sentence. There is a vigorous debate over whether there should be one space or two, but no one is really on the side of no spaces. They need to ship your English teacher off to Siberia and bring in someone new to teach the troll