I did a lot of things in Middle School I’m not proud of, but I’m 34 now, not 12.

Have you guys never evolved as people? My values, morals, ethics, and principles have developed and gotten more precise as I’ve aged. I don’t live by the same moral standards that I did 20 years ago. Frankly, it’s rather terrifying to…

Have you ever thought about playing a game where the voice chat isn’t full of racial slurs?

When I was growing up we had friends of every race. I remember one day my white buddy and Puerto Rican buddy getting pissed at each other. The white friend said, “Fuck you beaner, I don’t give a shit.”

Funny, I’m a white lawyer who frequently meets people at different Starbucks, restaurants, and other establishments, and never once in my life has anyone called the cops on me when I said “I’m here early, waiting for my other party.”

It’s almost like the whole point of this post is that we live in a world where one…

They were waiting for the third member of their group...

When I have a meeting with someone at a restaurant or coffee shop, be it a business meeting, a date, I wait until the entire party is there to order. I have never once in my life been asked to leave a Starbucks or any other establishment while waiting for the…

The closest I’ve come to that kind of experience was 6 grams of shrooms and a nature marathon on rain forests. I laid down on my floor with my tv mounted on the wall, angled down toward me, and I felt like I was on the bottom of the jungle floor listening and watching animals above me for hours.

If you liked No Country for Old Men (great movie, I agree) you should give the Cormac McCarthy book a try sometime. It’s one of his more accessible novels and all of the violent themes are very, very, front and center in the book.

I may have try Apocalypse Now on Lucy. I’ve always liked the film but I’ve never seen it…

Very true. I think we saw half of the movie in various clips during my evidence class.

“A toddler-specific shooting range” sounds like the type of place you go to train for a school shooting.

I did an I’m jealous of your strength. I’ll never get those 15 minutes back.

Dear troll, in American English, it’s common to put a space after a period finishing a sentence. There is a vigorous debate over whether there should be one space or two, but no one is really on the side of no spaces. They need to ship your English teacher off to Siberia and bring in someone new to teach the troll…

I had a professor in graduate school that would sometime respond to long pauses in class discussion by making the observation that “When it comes to motivation there are two types of culture: praise culture and shame culture. Praise apparently isn’t working today so we’re going to switch to shame.” And then he’d…

He shows up in my dreams occasionally. He’s always just out of reach and I’m trying to get to him. My dream psyche isn’t very subtle.

Not everyone is overweight for the same reason, but broad brushes are fun, aren’t they?

I’m not saying that people aren’t fat because of their own choices, but there are other factors in this as well. Capitalism and mass agriculture have made it cheaper to feed your family and high crab food with low nutritional value…

Um... what you’re paying today is based on the GOP’s new healthcare laws. So blame your 2018 insurance rates on them.

Stop being an idiot online. Everyone can see you. You are claiming a stereotype based on race and refusing to provide any evidence to support it. That’s the very definition of racial prejudice.

LMFAO. So you don’t have any evidence to support your racist statements? Okay. Cool.

This.

Alex, I’ll take “Pedophilia” for $500.

You don’t have to invoice someone. I’m an actual attorney that gets paid to give ethics talks. Here’s two examples from my real life:

1) I’m sitting on a couch at a New Year’s Eve Party and some guy I’ve never met before set next to me. I was introduced as a real estate attorney. He immediately asks me if I can give…