Am I the only one who read this and died a little bit inside on realizing just how fucking old I’ve gotten:

I let a friend borrow my copy of Ogre Battle. We had a falling out and he sold it on ebay. That’s a damn expensive game to get a hold of again. I’m eagerly awaiting the day it’s available as a legit download somewhere.

1) Great name

*Scientists Have Discovered Squirrels

They should just start publishing those instead of the magazine

Cool story (non sarcastically). Hope gaming gives you a chance to build on your relationship with your son.

As an Oklahoma City resident, I’m still on cloud nine over Melo waving his no trade clause for the Thunder after being told for years by everyone on message boards, sports radio, sports tv, sports journalism, etc. that an All-Star player would never willingly come to play in Oklahoma City.

This is the most amazing gif ever.

Jurassic Park was on an island. I’m getting ideas.

Yep. As a lawyer, the most drawn out, contentious, and expensive law suits I’ve ever witnessed have been between family members, and more often than not, are in connection with the probate of dad or mom.

*thousands

-a lawyer

Can I come along for comic relief? I don’t need any of the money. Just let me set up in a guest bedroom and help you smoke your way through that and hang out with the harem members your tired of. I’m like the supporting Paul Rudd character in a Seth Rogen movie: except shorter, more malcontent, and with a law degree.

Sorry. :(

Silver lining: I’m super jealous that you apparently got to spend the day with your dog and witness all of this.

Maybe during the week use it as a bug spray tent or something.

I have no answer for you, but I’m staring this just because I would be perfectly happy to live in a world where we kept getting new versions of the 3 games you mention. You just named 3 of my top 5 games.

This made my day. San Andreas has always been my favorite GTA.

Get that paper from Gannon and those baller fools, yo.

I cannot wait for the 10 part HBO miniseries in 10-15 years, if we’re still alive.

I’d expect to find him hanging from his ceiling at some point this weekend; however, he lives in Trump Tower and we all know that the the condos in Trump buildings don’t have the structural integrity to handle 200 lbs of dead weight.

We’ve had Republican legislators in Oklahoma charged with (1) sexually assaulting an uber driver; (2) making child porn, child sex trafficking, and raping a child; (3) resigned over a sexual harassment suit; (4) one of our governor’s legislative liaisons was arrested for sliding his phone under an opponents skirt…