snarkm
Snarky Malarkey
snarkm

After your hyping of them, I expected so much more.

His wonder woman 9.5/10, your tiny war hammer figures 6/10. “Speed to complete,” has little to do with quality. (You brought this on yourself.)

PUH-Leeze. Your large table top paints are of no match to my rice grain portraits. Your painting has no life, I have captured the very soul of my subject within a single grain of Uncle Ben.

Wait, I don’t understand. Are you using your extremely sloppy, shitty paint job as a comparative to the amazing work that Noel’s doing above? Because if it’s all about scale, that’s like saying all the guys painting houses, or better yet cars, are shitty painters because you managed to make a Matchbox look like the

I think he means what everyone does, he made a life like Gal Gadot and you compared it to something very not so life like. I’ve seen hundreds of these figures done by people with more detail than yours and the fact is, rather than give someone credit for doing a damn good job you try and tear it down and push yourself

Seriously? You’re comparing these imagined figures to the extreme detail work done with a real person in the Wonder Woman model? Come on...

28 mm? Meh.

Of course we would need a table top dork to come in and put something down when it comes to painting. There’s nothing special about your 28 mm paint skills. It's not all about you and nobody wants to know about your mini army guys.

Come talk to me when you’re dealing with 26mm. I can’t stand it when 28mm people think they’re hot shit.

Oh, c’mon, don’t be petty. He did a great job.

Oh, yeah, if he’s one of you rich kids. The knife on my work bench is an Almost-O Knife (TM).

Is it me or does that superman look more like Chris Pine than Henry Cavill?

So I thought the photo on the left was the repaint, and was like “that’s a terrible paint job.” I thought that the photo on the right was of Gal Gadot. Damn!