It’s so hit and miss the the MJ stories. Lots of people have stories about how big of a dick he is, and a seemingly equal amount of people have stories about how nice he is.

Almost like he’s a human being with good days and bad days.

I feel actively bad for Tiffany.

I was alone in an elevator with Ruth Bader Ginsburg and she farted. I was going to ignore it like a gentleman when she said “woah did somebody step on a duck.” We both laughed and she turned to me and said “no one will ever believe you if you tell this again.” She is one wise lady.

This? This? This is when a man finally decides to believe in rape? Not when we tell him, not when we press charges or testify or are emotionally broken. No, only when it’s actually a made up fucking excuse to justify murder. Seriously men, sometimes it boggles me that any women are straight, overall, you aren’t…

I take great joy in having been able to vote against this woman twice.

And to think Rod Blagojevich is currently doing 14 years in the federal Pen just for calling a senate seat “Fucking Golden.”

She bought the position fair and square.

Good thing we didn’t elect the candidate who engages in “pay-for-play”.

I actually worked for Linda McMahon during her senate run in 2012 in Connecticut.

small businesses around america say they need help to survive in an increasingly hostile business environment, but let me ask my small business owner friends this: why haven’t you injected your employees with steroids and forced them to battle each other on top of ladders while wearing thongs?

“These two members of the Trump Administration were hit with the Stone Cold Stunner” will be a Jeopardy question in twenty years.

White supremacy has been normal since the founding of this country. Time didn’t do anything to normalize it.

She was very close to her family. But it was well known in Corpus Christi her dad was not that supportive of her English pop music transition and resented her husband’s support of her. They have retained a tight control over image to protect it from exploitation. It’s so horrible they can’t agree how to present her…

My favorite part of the primaries was when there was a polling question in NJ about whether they thought he’d be a good president. They answered overwhelmingly No, to the point he was asked about it in a one on one interview later that week. His response was “they like me and don’t want me to leave” so a pollster…

71% of NJ voters thought he should have been charged in Bridgegate.....is this the SAME Christie that led “Lock Her Up” chants? WHY YES. IT IS.

Yes, but fake liberal news tends to still have a nugget of truth in it, and it also tends not to send its readers to eagerly shoot up pizza parlors attempting to bring vigilante justice to the most investigated woman in history somehow operating a secret child sex ring.

Ugh. I simultaneously admire his dedication to the principle of not convicting when reasonable doubt exists, while at the same being 100% sure this moron has no idea how to tell what kind of doubt is reasonable.

Come sit next to me.

Any word on whether he’s going to stay on as his own barber?