Yeah. Wife #2 only got 2 million because that marriage ended before the higher rate kicked in. Wife #1 got about 10 times that much. And Melania didn’t even break up Marriage #2—it was over before she met her benefactor.....

YES INTERNALIZED SEXISM IS A THING

The president-elect told advisers he wanted to tap Mr. Pence’s Washington experience and contacts to help move the process along

So Christie is OUT of Trump’s transition team, and Ivanka’s husband Jared Kushner is IN. Christie prosecuted Kushner’s father as NJ states attorney, and apparently he has in common with the Trumps a taste for cold vengeance.

He can use his health. He’s a seventy year old man. People would more than gladly buy it that his health has drop to the wayside and he needs to step down.

She is so right. I really have been laboring over that question with every fellow white person I run into: did you vote for Trump? 

From the look on President-Elect Trump’s face, I am going to assume Pence is already going to be the de facto president.

What are we protesting? Democracy?

Throughout the campaign, Trump flew back to NYC nearly every single night because he can’t stand sleeping away from Trump Tower. Now he’s got to spend four years in Washington. He hates this.

Mike Pence is worse than Donald Trump.

May his supporters feel the same level of joy as he does.

He’s so fucked.
He’s going to look 120 by the end of his first term.

this is the only acceptable version of this dumb trend. i love this

Ever since Tuesday night, no matter where I am - on my running trail, on the bus home from work, in the grocery store - in all of these places, I look at each little girl and think “Maybe it’s you. Maybe you will be our first woman President.” I’m 30 and until now I never thought she would be younger than I.

I hope Chuck Schumer is ready. He’s going to be the most powerful Democrat left in our government after the inauguration.

I actually think this, too (not that President Pence is any consolation). Trump has never really worked a day in his life, and now he’s stepping into the most labor-intensive job on the planet. It takes a toll on someone who is both intelligent and physically fit. He has admitted that he doesn’t read. The president…

Picturing the Secret Service reading his tweets and collectively throwing their heads back and moaning, “Fuck me this is going to be a long four years.”

Between this and this

And I’ll just cry one more time.

Good for her. #imstillwithher