Memo to Jill Stein voters : Ditto.

Who the fuck says that? It is one thing to be thirsty, but this is pure dehydration.

“Woke”ness is a continual process, not a state of being.

I always try to remember this. It’s so easy to pounce on people for things they “should” know, but we all learned things at some point! I grew up outside North America and used to say the “N word” (quoting lyrics, mimicking its use in movies). Moved here, learned the history etc. and why it’s totally inappropriate for…

“I asked every person I met since day one, ‘Find me a boyfriend!’ Like, especially new friends too. Chloë Grace Moretz is a friend of mine, and day one of meeting her, I was like, ‘You know anybody that I could date? Or love? Whatever?’”

Who does that man hand belong to, Khloe?

OT, but the Electoral College if only Millennials voted to see where we could be headed...

The problem is that they’ve surrendered so completely to black and white thinking that they’ve conflated “liberal” with “against us,” and disagreement with bias, for a whole series of other cognitively distorted reasons that I could spend forever delving into. They’ve spent so long fighting against any left wing…

“I’m sick and tired of people like you...”

I don’t think the revelation that Trump is a sexual predator is the reason he’s almost certain to lose the election — his numbers were tanking before the Access Hollywood tape leaked, and he’s a megalomaniac who is incapable running a workable campaign because he can’t let go of petty grievances long enough to focus…

Between Gingrich, Giuliani and Christie. trump sure has done a good job breaking some top level republicans.

I had to pause the video and take a moment when Newt fucking Gingrich accused Fox fucking News of liberal bias.

Please let this election end already. It just feels so weird rooting for Megyn Kelly for something.

His best role was his turn in:

Adorable. I’ll tell that to the roommates I’ve constructed out of empty Pinot Gris bottles and liters of vodka and see if I get a chuckle out of them.

A gif of Bee yelling “Partial Birth Abortions Aren’t a Thing” into a bullhorn felt like a good candidate for entry into the Jezebel pantheon.

Her, John Oliver, and No-Fucks-To-Give-Obama make my day

I think the implication of her suit that most people are overlooking is that Subway used her as cover for Jared’s activities. She’s saying a) she had no idea he was a pedophile, b) Subway did know he was a pedophile and c) they effectively used her existence to dismiss concerns about his pedophilia without her…

On two wheels, presumably.

I’m curious why Subway didn’t part ways with Fogle upon getting multiple complaints about his behaviours. Seem obvious, no?