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I am so fucking ready to see this woman get her Inauguration Day.

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The Parks and Rec gag reel with Andy saying that Kim Kardashian loves a comeback is my favorite thing ever.

i love the parks and rec gag reel.

Also, at this point do you think any writer in their right mind thinks they’re actually going to get paid for doing work for the Trump campaign?

You can tell she’s good-natured and funny by her reactions to Trump. Most people would get seething, swearing, chair flipping angry with the hateful, batshit things he says. And while she clearly gets pissed off with him, as any human being would, you can tell that a third of the time at the debates she’s working very

With the amount of shit that got thrown at her and Bill in the 90s I can understand why.

I think probably Hillary’s wit is too sharp for public consumption.

I want lessons from Hil on how to remain completely placid when someone is trying their hardest to bug the shit out of you. Would benefit me at home AND at work. What a pro.

Hillary may be shitty at telling jokes, but she is a straight up gangster when it comes to sitting at a table chitchatting with someone she fucking hates. She was first lady! Trump however has spent his life paying people to keep frustrating situations as far from him as possible, and lashing out when he feels

This is like the ultimate shitty Thanksgiving Dinner, with Hillary as the mom who’s had just about enough out of you, young man/lady, and Donald as the horrible drunken shitty uncle who says at least one ghastly slur per hour that causes a funereal hush to fall over the table, broken by inane chatter about the weather.

She should just send Kate McKinnon in her place.

Oh, she has the zingers ready, better believe it. Her timing is good, however, so she could most definitely pull it off. Let’s remember she’s a lawyer by training, if you set them loose they will go for the throat.

If there would be a time for Hillary to have an anger translator, tonight would probably be the time.

I assume Clinton has people writing jokes for her.

There were plans for her family to do a mini-series following their move to the US when David joined the LA Galaxy. It was shortened to a two-hour special, but it is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. She’s a hoot.

Seeing kids do adult stuff like jogging or wearing heels or debating Hillary Clinton weirds me out.

Honestly, when I thought I couldn’t get angrier about this election.

We made the choice to end a wanted pregnancy this time last year- we were lucky (?) that the defects were severe enough to show up on an ultrasound at 14 weeks. Seriously screw him, and all those who believe that this is a choice that extends beyond the woman and medical team (and if relevant, her partner or other

Can we get an “oh fuck yeah” for Clinton’s little, withering “that is not how it happens.”