It’s all the senior year swagger, attraction has a lot to do with personality an attitude. Boo was keeping it buttoned up for a while, but now he is just too real and I cannot handle it.

I am living for Senior Week Obama

My high school history teacher used to define integrity like this: If you pull up to a red light and no one else is there, do you wait for it to turn green or do you run the light?

It bothers me so much that you’re in the minority on this one.

I guess I don’t follow him too closely either, but the shitting on him seems harsh. Like, don’t give him a cookie, but the derision seems unnecessary. I’m eye-rolling these people that are eye-rolling him.

You must be young, then. They’ve always been like this in public, so it doesn’t strike me as unusual, at all. In fact, what would be weird is if he did do that, because then it’d come across as fake because it’s not what they do.

I just tried liking Ice T’s tweet on Jezebel.

Sorry I’m not sure, I got it from the Googles. I typed in “racist, misogynistic, homophobic, xenophobic, garbage made flesh devil” and after scrolling through 10 pages of DJT’s face, this little guy came up.

Oh look! It’s Vincent Adultman, heading off to a long day at the business factory!

I’m sorry about your experience; as a public employee, I often resent that I only get what little the law guarantees me. That said, this is nonsense:

The federal government currently guarantees twelve weeks of unpaid maternity leave

ah, the good ole “well I did x, so you should be able to do x as well.”

When the story first broke and they were bleeping everything, my mother called me to ask what all the bleeped out words were, since she doesn’t use the internet. It was a milestone in our relationship, me talking to her about pussies and ass and tits. Proud mother-daughter moment. 

I at least want the two of them to crossover at some point before this whole shitshow is over.

She also mentions how the grossest thing about the tape is how they treat actress Arianne Zucker, after getting themselves so hyped up on pussy-grabbing talk, knowingly mocking her and demanding hugs.

“take a Tic Tac and grab her by the pussy is the closest thing to a plan Donald Trump has described this entire election.”

See, I’m picturing this, but it’s Kate McKinnon as Hillary.

I can’t stop picturing Hillary Clinton kissing her fingers and pressing them to her wallet sized photo of Beyoncé for good luck before each speech. “We got this, Bey...who run the world?”

I’m tired of my Facebook feed getting cluttered with false equivalency. “Both candidates are bad, can we get a do over? Lol!”