She’s a treasure. Her departure from SNL was the best thing for her career.

Yeah, speaking as a person who always comes up with the great comeback about two hours post-incident, I would like some of those skills, please.

“I’ll show my tits when I want to,” she concluded

I wish men would stop saying this. We don’t have value because of our relationships with men - we are people with worth no matter whether we’re related to you or not. Instead of thinking, “what if this happened to my wife/sister/mother/daughter” try thinking “what if this happened to me.” Because that is what we think…

Yeah so if I find your sense of humor laying around I’ll be sure to send it back to you.

Jessie’s amazing. My little boy Saul loves her and watching his face in total awe of her strength and pure power is a joy to behold.

Well, it’s wonderful to know that men’s objectification and over-sexualization of women only came along when porn was introduced to society! Was beginning to be worried it might have been ingrained there a little bit longer!

porn consumption rates are between 50% and 99% among men and 30% to 86% among women

Aside from all the other objections to this, the Weiner scandal is a weird hook to introduce the topic. If Weiner had stuck to watching videos on RedTube or reading erotic fiction, he wouldn’t be in this mess. Weiner pretty obviously gets off on mutual interactions with women, and possibly on public shaming upon being…

But women, keep on using that vibrator until your clit goes numb! It’s all good for you!

I live a mile away from what has to be the most incredible Cinemark theatre in the country. I told both my kids to never give that company money again. Is the company responsible for what happened? Hell no. Are they responsible for how they reacted to lawsuits from shell shocked and grieving families? You bet. It’s…

I’ve not heard this, but i do think its right on target. At a certain point peoples vocabulary becomes pretty much set when it comes to terms like this. Don’t judge older people too harshly on this, because It’ll happen to you...

Yep, context matters. I am not about to throw out the good in the quest for the perfect.

You know, not all allies are gonna be perfect and use the perfect words and be 100% humble. I think there are a lot of other 70 year old people out there being excused for their ignorance and I think it’s rad that instead, Dolly is using her platform and relative security to help. She's a hero to a lot of people that…

Yeah I feel the same. Also I hate to pull the “they’re older!” Card. I hate when people use age as an excuse but with these ladies I really don't mind, because they are older and they are active and very positive with the community which is really a great thing in my book.

Really? Because I think country music in particular needs to hear a lot of this. There are still millions of young people who are at risk of violence, homelessness, and self-harm because of their shitty parents, family, and peers. People using their platforms to support others is just about the best use of celebrity I…

I feel like she is genuinely saying all of these things from a place of love and not in a humblebrag way whatsoever. Seriously. She just seems like one of the best humans to ever grace this earth.

Arizona is probably not that hard to hack. I’m guessing most state officials’ password is “password.”

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