Well, that about wraps up the case, then! Good work, detective!

How can you write an appreciation of Teixeria without including the best thing he’s ever done:

A staunchly Republican Transgender Olympic Athlete is not relateable?

In my mind I always think of her as “convicted felon Martha Stewart” because it makes all her stuff sound way more badass.

Basically any news about Josh Duggar getting fucked over is good news to me.

My ex’s mom used to make a thing called “Cherry Soup.” It was cold and had pasta in it for some reason. It was disgusting and I’m so happy I didn’t marry him cuz what if he wanted me to make that shit for him.

extrememely for sure my bud

I generally agree that it’s frustrating when men begin to embrace feminist ideology through their relationships with women, rather than recognizing women as independent human beings deserving of equal rights irrespective of their relationships to men.

Also, Joe Biden! Today! Tweeted this picture! For Obama’s 55th Birthday!

As a teacher, I’m mandated to report even if there is only hearsay. I must report to the designated entity as close to immediately as possible (usually an admin or head counselor, and verbally to protect the child), am required to have at least a written statement for the investigator, and always I check that the…

Oh my god if I hear about one more organization allowing sexual predators to run rampant in the name of “athletics” I am going to burst into flames. Fuck them.

I wish these morons would just be honest and say that “religious freedom” to them means free reign for Christainity and restriction/suppression for any other religion or belief system. I'd have more respect for them if they were at least up front about their fuckery rather than trying to mask their hypocrisy with a…

Counterpoint: Jeter and Posada were lifetime Yankees. ARod’s a mercenary and the Yankees have appeared uncomfortable with his contract bonuses as he approaches them due to the whole Biogenesis thing.

It drives me up the wall. I had things like reduced lunch as a kid, and now, guess what? I am a college-educated citizen with a job, who pays taxes, contributes to society, and serves in the military. You know what would have made all that impossible? Not being able to think in school because I was so hungry. So for…

(I’m going to get a lot of use out of this photo)

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

It continues to amuse/irritate me to no end that these people - white, conservative, religious - are the real face of welfare fraud. Not saying that other people don’t cheat the system but the FLDS have turned welfare fraud into an art form. Yet somehow when some people use the term ‘welfare queen’ you just know the…

Those poor women and children, kept hungry, ignorant, socially isolated and pretty close to sexual chattel status.

This headline is rubbing me the wrong way - it insinuates that this is somehow on par with other senseless murders. You can’t point a gun at the cops, I mean, what the fuck.