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I’m still pissed off that this shooting, which the shooter admitted was an attack on women, did not get a ton of attention. People focused on the fact that it was in a movie theater more than the fact that the shooter was an admitted misogynist. I mean the host of a radio show even said that the shooter frequently

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This is the article that I have been waiting for Jezebel to write. Thank you. Out of respect to Chyna, who was and should always be remembered as a beautiful woman, I would like to add even more to what has been told herein.

You’ll find a lot of people saying that Chyna was one of the sweetest members of the WWE that

When Ultimate Warrior died, a lot was mentioned about how of the players that faced each other in the 1990 Super Bowl, only 1 had died while of the 1990 Wrestlemania, 12 wrestlers that fought were already dead (and they were a lot less wrestlers than football players in their respective events).

But that’s not what this is about- the public gets waaaay more info in high-profile deaths than I think it deserves. We don’t actually need to know why he died, what was in his system, etc.

I know there are people who want Answers. I don’t think I do. But I’ve also always wondered why the public is entitled to this information at all.

Here's a left over from my theme park days: always, always meet a child on their level, its non threatening and shows that you respect them and their opinions, Obama is so amazing with children and the genuine joy on his face to be interacting with George is so sweet. I love that even though we cant see much of

He’s a Windsor. That hair is on borrowed time.

Did you first think Prince was gay?

To all the guys who go around swearing they’re feminists, take some notes. This is how to be an ally.

I am always amused by how closely related “faggot” and “pussy” seem to be in the ignorant juvenile insult lexicon, despite the fact that in real life the two could hardly be more separate.

The amount of homophobia in these letters is, even though it shouldn’t be surprising, actually very surprising. There is such a large population of this country who thinks it’s an appropriate and effective insult to call someone gay. It takes a really, really small person with little to no self confidence to spew out

I’m not ready to trust TMZ, but there were rumors Prince had a hip replacement a few years back. Lots of people get hooked on painkillers after major surgery. And it definitely fits better with the fact he was touring up to last week than that AIDS rumor does.

Not today Satan

He was great at so many things but I’ve always thought of him as one of the greatest guitar players of all time. It has always struck me as odd that he was never on any of the lists.

You know, even in the midst of an awful and shitty day, it’s always a relief to be reminded there’s a Maria Bamford out there doing her damnedest to get us laughing about this heartbreaking, wonderfully absurd, doomed, social experiment we call life.

When my mother was dying I wrote a satirical obit for her. She loved it so much she said I should publish it after she died. I actually got a call from the LA Times obit people wanting to know if it was on the level before they published it.

First, the primary process isn’t democratic. There’s nothing that says the Democratic party can’t chose their candidate without consulting the people at all. The fact any party chooses to consult with their members is nice and all, but there’s nothing legally binding about the public’s decision. Parties are private

Tweets like Charline McCray’s make me tear up and my heart swell a million times larger. Can we pause all the fighting on the left for a moment to appreciate what a historic precipice we’re standing on? If we nominate Hillary, we become the first major party to ever nominate a woman for U.S. President. And if she win

Could Caity come back as a freelancer and work on a best restaurant piece along with Kara?? C’mon. It’s perfect!