Yeah, totally. When I say the NY paid family leave headline I was like how are they gonna Deadspin this? And they didn’t which was probably smart.

I just want to take this moment to observe that the Ladies of Jezebel are absolutely OWNING the Men of Deadspin on this April Fool's crossover. Marchman should be questioning his life choices. An outstanding article Madeleine and a +1 to you.

None of these words mean anything together!!! HELLLP

I mean this is pretty good, but is there any chance we can see the unaltered picture?

You know, it’s strange that millennials are always being dubbed as the “everyone gets a trophy” generation when Rudy—fucking RUDY—is considered one of the most inspirational stories to come out of the ’70s. This is quite literally the story of a bad football player who gets to play for an elite team simply because he…

Very much on board with this STRONG take. Madeleine you’ve made a fan for life.

Not only have I missed the Product Diaries (sniff, Millihelen...) but this sentence has made you a new fan:

Are you Sir Lancelot? Because I believe you just found the Holy Grail.

Burying the lede. It’s obvious that you don’t brush your teeth in the morning. Filth.

Yes.

and boy is this stuff woke

Nope, content going great

Already here and planning my babbyz right now!!!

I feared no actual news would be covered today, just “lol feminism sports lol”

As a lesbian, this is the kind of quality programming I am here for. I don’t get him at all and straight women cannot explain him to me. Thanks, Deadspin guy. I think we’ll get along.

Young FDR more attractive than Ryan Gosling, IMO.

You’ll never make Senior Mist Maker with that attitude!

Let do that.

There’s gonna be a lotta mansplaining today!