Any woman is “too good” for a man who has no respect for women.

Savage af. Drag them ALL Sam.

I love her coming for Rubio. Especially when he said Hillary wants it to be legal for women to have abortions on their due date and she said, “That’s called a cesarean.” And when he said, “I would rather lose an election than be wrong on the issue of life,” and she said, “Looks like you’ll do both!”

I’ve never seen a first episode work so well either. It definitely bodes well for the rest of the season.

It is SO GOOD ALREADY. I’m so happy. Sam Bee is a hero, and this show is looking like it’s going to be everything that Trevor Noah’s Daily Show is failing to follow through on. Now that Jon Stewart is gone, Stephen Colbert is doing a different genre of tv, Trevor Noah is proving himself inadequate to fill Stewart’s…

GUYS I JUST GOT A CONFIRMATION EMAIL TO ATTEND THE TAPING ON FEB 15TH!!! I AM BEYOND STOKED!!!

You want to hire models that are a healthier weight? In the words of Samantha Bee, “the fucking thing you have to do is just hire people” (who are a healthier weight).

So much of it just comes down to unconscious bias. People see two resumes (or portfolios, or bodies of work, or whatever) and automatically privilege the white guy’s without even realizing they’re doing it. They honestly believe they’re picking the most qualified candidate; they just don’t realize how much race and…

Will this never cease to be the truth??

I have a brother who has chemical dependency issues and I read it a bit differently. It took my mom nearly a year of seeing it daily until she grasped that it was a huge issue and not just a phase and I suspect Manziel’s parents would be similar. They might have known he had an issue, but thought/hoped he would get…

15 years ago my friends pranked me really hard that I won the DC shoes monthly giveaway by calling my house and acting like they were from DC. I was suckered really good and got laughed at for weeks. So I wrote DC an email telling them about this story and how I should win it for real and punk those guys right back. I…

Get lost with the “selfish” shit.

When it’s a Double Showcase Showdown, I lose my shit. It’s like seeing a unicorn in the wild being ridden by an Angel on Feb 29th with a Blue Moon rising.

THIS IS MY MOTHERFUCKIN JAM!!!

The reason I love the Québécois is that they aren’t afraid to let their freak flag fly on parade, with Céline as their grand marshal.

I always feel bad when they win but it’s a shitty showcase. Like jet skis and a trip to Branson! But I get really happy when it's an international trip and the family can't comprehend because they are so excited

The only time this happened to me I was on a flight to Korea and had the window, while a kindly old Korean woman had the isle. We exchanged pleasantries (nods, es she didn’t speak much english) and I silently helped her untangle her earphones. After the plane took off and we both realized there was no one to sit…

Some people can’t help invading your space due to size, and that’s just the risk you take when you fly.

And, OMG these people, if you are part of a couple and you book an aisle seat and a window seat in the hopes that no one takes the middle and then someone sits in the middle seat and you don’t offer to switch and instead hold whole conversations over middle’s head YOU ARE MONSTER PEOPLE.