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This election has taught me many things about Trump, but primarily that he has no use, respect or tolerance for women he doesn’t find fuckable.

And Catherine especially. She doesn’t have a TON of credits on her IMDB page after 7th Heaven, and all of them are one-offs. We all know how difficult it is for “older” women to get parts in TV, losing those residuals could have had a pretty big impact on her income.

Penn Jillette’s daughter is Moxie.

Didn’t having/not having kids supposedly play a factor in his split from Jennifer?

Or at next year’s Oscars, if he’s presenting, and they’ll cut to Jen and Justin laughing politely at his jokes.

That’s what got me, too. It’s not like they JUST had a kid after they got married. Didn’t they even get married in the first place because their kids wanted them to?

The family man description made me think of him, but for some reason, I don’t think Rita and his kids would be so supportive if this were an “open secret.” At the very least, I’d think Colin, who was primarily raised by his mother, would be publically very distant. And I’ve never, ever heard rumors about him being gay

Do they not have law clerks in Canada?

All together now:

I was honestly really sad after hearing Tiffany’s speech at the RNC. Nearly every person who spoke at the DNC had more personal anecdotes to share about Hillary than Trump’s own daughter did.

Tough question: Which daughter’s relationship with her father will cause more distress to her in the future?

And awkward clips from the press tours!!

Umm... a tax deduction for childcare isn’t going to make it easier to pay for childcare. You need to shell out the money to begin with.

My husband had to have scheduled PTO, which he took from my due date (like, 4 months before our son was born). Well, our baby was born 11 days late, so my husband ended up going back to work the day after we took our son home. It was fucking brutal.

I’m not familiar with her, but as I finished the article and saw that one of her books was already optioned into a movie, any remaining sympathy dissipated immediately.

The few details we know about Alexis’s passing, and Richmond’s note that “he died as he lived, on his own terms,” makes me wonder if Alexis had been living with a terminal illness, and chose to use California’s End of Life Option Act, which went into effect in June of this year.

Jezebel has had two articles about this roast, and both are about her. She’s getting what she wants, here. Stop feeding the beast, Rich!

All those women were let go after a year, Jay Pharoah was on the show for a while, and was in some pretty high-profile sketches. I’m still upset he was fired, but I don’t think it’s an even comparison.

It’s like Lorne and his producers have been really good at finding amazing comedic actresses who end up not meshing with SNL. I’d guess that the nature of the writers room might have something to do with that.

And Michaela Watkins, and Noel Wells, and Jenny Slate, and ...