I went to one wedding where we never received a thank-you card. We were still in college at the time, and not able to give much, but we went with a card and a gift, danced, gave a thoughtful card and never received a thank you. And this was a pretty expensive and glamorous-appearing wedding.

A few years before I got married, a friend and her husband had a handful of cards stolen from their card box (they found out who did it, which was a whole other mess), but the only reason she knew is because she asked people who she didn’t have cards from if they had brought one. Maybe it’s because enough were missing…

But Jesus was PRETTY FUCKING CLEAR that he believed remarriage was adultery. So, if this woman signed off on marriage licenses for couples where one or more party had been divorced, she’s a hypocrite.

I NEVER wear makeup regularly, and I definitely don’t plan on putting makeup in my hospital bag. I think the black and white filter will probably be put to good use for any post-birth pictures I want to post online.

Oh, she's full-on crazy, but she hasn't been courting publicity the way that her brother has, so I think people don't associate her with being as batshit as he is. However, a 5X/week talk show can help change the public's perception pretty quickly!

During the SNL 40th special, I was thinking that when you consider it being 40 years, the sheer number of cast members who have been on the show, and the amount of drugs and alcohol that have gone through all the casts, it’s almost surprising that as many performers are alive as there are.

I mean, his enthusiasm's great, but lower the fucking key for Let it Be, dude. It’ll be okay.

I like to think that the Devil offered Paul McCartney and Billy Joel the same deal 30 years ago: You can both still be alive and touring in 30 years, but you can either look good for your age or sound good for your age. One of them made the right choice.

During that segment last night, it seemed like half of the staff was female.

I teared up when he started to cry during Colbert’s speech, but my DVR cut off the last segment of the show last night, which, thank God, because if I had seen him dancing with his kids during Born to Run last night, I would have been an absolute ugly-crying mess.

I know it was a rough transition for me when my family switched from AOL to Internet Explorer ... in 1997 ... but if you're not used to URLs, I can understand the dependence on search engines.

I’ll never be able to find this article now, but a few years ago, some tech blog wrote about upcoming changes to Facebook’s log-in process. The comments were filled with people who couldn’t understand why Facebook changed their log-in page and saying they can’t find where to enter their username and password. It turns…

Wanted to mention that according to the press release, this applies to adoptive and bio parents! As shitty as maternity leave generally is in the U.S., it can be even worse for adoptive parents. My company offers 2 weeks paid plus unpaid FMLA.

I definitely understand your points.

Your point about needing to address where the line is could be a very contentious issue, because we can ultimately end up with different definitions of where that line is socially, legally and in sports. And I’d be concerned about these definitions interfering with a trans person’s right to privacy, and in making…

Her ongoing series of tweets directed to “young girls” needs to be compiled into a book and handed to every middle schooler.

Yeah, I get that a little, too.

There’s something very 80’s pop Tiffany/Robin Sparkles about this, and it doesn’t make me mad at all.

That was my biggest personal loss of the Writer’s Strike. I’m still sad when I remember how beautiful and vivid that show was.

Private Practice as Shondaland’s weakest link? How soon we’ve forgotten Off the Map, Hillary!