Paco had better have luscious, glossy, Ted Danson-esque hair.

Oh, come on. Young grandfather and older granddaughter perhaps, but she’s clearly under 70 and he’s clearly wearing the skin suit of a geriatric man. The tears of orphaned brown children do seem to be an effective moisturizer - he looks reasonable for a centuries old evil lizard being masquerading as human.

Yet his hatred is towards one group. Fine, maybe he loved a Mexican girl in high school that rejected him. The story remains the same. Also, you don’t know anything about me to call me homophobic is laughable if you knew anything about me. 

I keep thinking “oh it would be so sad if a couple of months from now that little baby was ripped from their arms and placed in a disease filled warehouse with a bunch of other kids in cages and the parents had no idea where she was.” But I remind myself I’m not an evil POS like they are, and I wouldn’t wish that on…

Well... give her a few years. This might just be a rebellious streak. 

I know a lot of couples look alike, apparently we are subconsciously attracted to ourselves. But gosh, those two could easily pass for brother and sister.

I assume she had nannies.

That BS only matters if I ever thought that being gay was a negative thing — which I don’t. I was just mocking him for not being true to himself. Take your woke concern trolling elsewhere. 

Stephen Miller is stuck in high school - Santa Monica High School, to be exact. He’s never quite understood that he didn’t have many friends because he was a conservative in a liberal school. In reality, he didn’t have many friends because he was a raging ass, and there’s ample video evidence to prove it.

In the…

Not realistic. I’ll accept ironic justice is 2038 when young Mackenzie is dating a 6'4" Dominican named Paco, and she is fully aware of what a piece of shit her father is.

I mean, that baby isn’t confirmed his....so I am going to just assume.

Claudia Conway proves that a person can develop a sense of human decency and correct moral compass regardless of who their parents are.

If there is any justice in this world child protective services will take their child and given to the non-evil and non-soulless family members.

I mean, she’s well known for her lips in that she was one of the first major celebrities to be known for having absolutely horrific, botched work done on her lips. That really doesn’t make me trust her products, tbh (and I’m saying that as someone who has lip filler, so it’s not like I’m against getting work done...…

I could read about pampered city folks moving to the country ALL DAY. Give me that sweet sweet schadenfreude.

It’s amazing how they are complaining about basic maintenance, did they not get an inspection done? They should have know about the chimney. A basic check of the appliance manufacture dates would give an good indication if they are close to the end of life, I count on about 10 years, anything more then that is bonus.

LMAO the “outdoor wood-burning furnace” does not adequately convey central heating. Did he buy a cabin in the mountains and expect it to be a 4-season house? These people really have no idea about basic living conditions in the climate in which they appear to actually live in. And yes, grass and trees grow and you…

Jared’s comment about the dangers of overconfident idiots was a breathtaking bit of lack of self awareness.  I can’t wait until that asshole as far away from government as we can get him.

Aside from Trump, no one in the gang irritates me more than the Kushners. People spend years in school and then working in and out of government to become experts on various issues so that they might one day advise a president. The Kushners? Nah. Whatever. They’ll just cocktail-party it. And the demonstrable fact that…

How DARE YOU YOU not adore this celebrity that you don’t even know personally!?