He was good, friendly, affable, generous man. With a family. A small daughter. Who tortured and killed animals to entertain a mob.

Just a reminder, the highlight of Mets calendar is approaching quickly. Only 15 more shopping days left until Bobby Bonilla day.

Since Lorenzo Music has passed away, I guess there is a library of Garfield speech that this app gets its speech files from.

I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the…

You forgot Kevin Maas and Butch Huskey.

It’s just like when they introduced that romantic rival for Jake Hanson on Melrose Place, competing for the affection of Jo Reynolds

Wheres my Calvin and Hobbes? You said there will be Calvin and Hobbes! This doesn’t even have The Far side!

Matt Harvey seems unhappy about his new role within the organization.

The trump administration doesn’t have the best track record, but picking Peter Gammons as the new social media czar was a good move.

Agreed. The novelty off a 100 yard FG would wear off pretty quickly and the other team would just be trying to run the clock down to limit possessions.

Just giving an example. It’s not like I brought up wrestling on an article about homemade beef jerky or some shit. “That strip of beef looks tough, but not as tough as Mad Man Pondo - who once stapled a dollar bill to my nipple!” (untrue story)

Fuck off, troll.

Emma, if you’ll excuse us, we would like a man to explain how baseball works, thanks

Harvey is said to have answered his own door in his pajamas

I’m not sure Americans could do that with our own anthem

OOOOOOO-URNS!

Hot take: GaMERCaT would be much better if all the cats were replaced with dogs.

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