I can’t wait for him to flame out on the Raiders in 2 years, then sign with the  Pat's and catch 60 TD passes from Tom Brady. 

This is probably the purest thing I've ever read on Kinja. God bless you good person. I hope you have a wonderful day!

So other teams are mad that Cashman doesn’t make unfavorable trades? It's not like he forced GMs to take bad trades at gunpoint. 

“If he thinks that's bad, wait until he sees his water bill!"-Oddibe McDowell 

I think Bettis should be charged with Battery. Only then will there be Justice For All!

Why does a multi million dollar company need to use crowdfunding?

Don’t try to catch a baseball bat.

I think licensing is probably the biggest factor in a lot of the NES library not getting released. Personally I'd love to see them release some of the rarer titles like Snow Bros. or the GI Joe games.

B.....barrels? BARRELS? DONKEY KONG 3 DIDN'T HAVE BARRELS YOU PLEEB! IT HAD STANLEY SHOOTING DK IN THE BALLS WITH A BUG SPRAYER!

Yeah, but a pair of JoyCons cost $70, so you may as well splurge and buy a Switch at that point.

I usually grab the knob with my dominant hand too, but sometimes I’ll go lefty just to switch things up. I believe they call it "The Stranger".

Ok, but are they should be winning ALL the games instead of just some of them. It's been 10 YEARS since we won a World Series for chrissakes!

Damn it! Why can't anything GOOD happen for the Yankees for a change!

That's a long way to tell people you didn't get a joke.

“Allegedly?"-Robin Givens 

RELEASE HIS NAME YOU FUCKING COWARDS.

https://youtu.be/w-BwvG24N-w

Man, doing something that horrible to a computer is how you get SKYNET.

UNIONIZE NOW.