“Ugh, I don’t think I could eat another bite.”

My thoughts exactly. You could escape the first 3 weeks of it’s release with at least 2 articles about it on Kotaku.

It’s no Please Monkey, I’ll tell you that.

If I remember correctly, those were quotes from a VERY early preview they did. They wound up giving it a 3.5/10 in the actual review.

Shut up, Flanders.

It seems like they’ve been running the same story forever. What that story’s about, I have no idea.

Crap! PA is doing a vanity piece! EVERYBODY RUN!

You clearly have no idea how screenwriting works. Why do you think the screen credits have 3 writers?

Why in the hell were you sitting in a laundromat for 2 hours?

You must be a blast at parties.

UUUUUGGGGHHHHHH NOW I'm done.

Noooooot yeeeeeettttt......

Not yet......

Chris Kluwe is gonna be soooooooooooooo mad about that headline!

*looks at bottom left picture* I didn't know Sam Cassell was in this game!

No way. Hornets should be way higher. Gill was a 3 point machine!

I kinda stopped paying attention after they game half of the 616 symbiotes.

Flash Thompson is Venom now?

SHAWN Kemp. Get it right!

You're forgetting that they didn't just buy the game but the actual IP, which means that they also make money off of all the Minecraft merch as well.