Arbiter rules: Cortana has a tight end.

Snow was a busy man this week. I heard he was trying to trade 3 first round picks for Jason Kidd.

Jeez you'd think she would be able to see all those turtle shells, what with having an eye in the back of her head and all.

I like the smaller Transformers because they fit into my 2 foot tall Metroplex.

Go banana!

Closer by NIN deserves some consideration here too.

SHUT UP PIP! NOBODY LIKES YOU!

So, I've seen a lot of the "Link as a girl" threads and feel the need to share this: the na

so he slept with your dad?

Nobody cares about soccar, TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL!

am I the only one who thinks she's probably a real-life Lucille Bluth?

Oh for the love of.......STOP FEEDING THE TROLL YOU DOPES! Honestly, are you people new here?

"Case is right! Goddamn fags are ruining ESPN!"-Michael Sam Sr.

I wonder what they plan on doing with some of those. I'm sure there are a lot of collectors that would be willing to pay good money for a copy of ET from the fabled landfill. Maybe auction them off for charity?

Michael Sam promptly set all kickball records.

"We'll give you Tavares and a second round pick for that chair!"-Garth Snow

"Now that's a real man!"-Michael Sam Sr.

New Jersey's enemy? Everybody. FUCKING EVERYBODY

Trammell and Whittaker should also be in.