Catsip! It's got the cutest packaging too. My cats love milk, but it gives them the foulest smelling shits ever. I'll have to try some.

That sounds horrible. Feel free to put your head down on your desk for a snooze. If you're caught, just say you were praying.

Mr Smithers has a thing for bread, especially toasted. While normally shy, he will get right up IN my face if I'm nibbling on toast til I offer him some. Must be the yeast.

My mom hates whatever I get her. So this year I gave her a check for fifty dollars. She said it was "really thoughtful."

But which kind of coke?? The delicious brown kind? Or the delicious white kind?

I'm sure there's a fanfiction out there, I'm just scared to search for it.

True! My brother and I have been swapping $25 Amazon gift certificates for years. Only mom is much more likely to take offense to this practice. Suddenly, you push out a couple kids and expect to be worshiped for the rest of your life.

I gave my mom a check for fifty dollars. Every year, whether it be my birthday or Christmas, that's what she gets me. I sense a tradition coming... :)

Thank you, it's magnificent. I can't wait to add it to my collection.

D'aww look at the cute widdle otter. Want to touch the bellah.

But goats go meh-eh-eh-eh-ehhh!

I can't stand her voice. It's always reminded me of a bleating goat. Where's my camp?

Just curious: what was your job?

Pardon my ignorance, but what is a towel show?

He was just an all around creep to begin with. Of course I wouldn't have a problem with a non-weird dad doing it.

My ex sleeps with his 6 year old daughter. It creeped me the fuck out and still does.

Boners are just Junior's way of telling Mommy how very much he loves her. A better question would be, what to do when your little co-sleepers become aware of Daddy's involuntary nighttime boners?

Lysa Arryn certainly didn't see a problem with it.

Until you cut them off. Have you seen the woman who still breastfeeds her 7-year old? Yeah...

I wish I could adopt him, my other cat Abraham would make a sweet older brother. And I wish babies could drink as fast as that little guy. It takes my baby niece an hour to kill a bottle.