She sounds like she's reading at gunpoint. "Now read the script, sugarpea, or we'll put the dog to sleep!"

You don't say, Daniel?

Thanks for making me laugh. I can't even look at him these days without wanting to break something. Now I'll be picturing him with diarrhea instead.

Or just in the wrong country.

While I can't condone adultery, you do bring up several valid points. It's important for both people in the relationship to keep working at it even complacency sets in. Take a cooking class together, go dancing, learn a new skill, make something special. And physical upkeep is an issue too, as you mentioned. I really…

Yes yes yes.

LOL I think there was a Sex and the City episode about that somewhere. Me, I have to keep the door shut to keep my overly curious cats from peering in the bowl while I do my business. How long have you and your SO been together?

I'm so sorry to hear about your troubles with your bf. I'm beginning to suspect that most orgasm problems (for healthy people) are psychological. I know I get into a pattern where I'm so worried that I'm taking too long that it delays my pleasure even further. When I'm masturbating alone, that isn't a problem. It…

I did not know that about our taste! Are there any foods you recommend to improve it? My partner tells me I taste "sweet" and he enjoys it, but I'd certainly like to improve it if possible.

No worries, it's not inappropriate at all. I'm not shy about anything on the internet!

I liked Irreversible...not *those* awful scenes but I loved the way the movie was filmed, how real the relationship between the two main characters was. And Monica Bellucci is perfection in human form.

It's reassuring to hear that your friend solved her dilemma. I'm terrified that I'll be like this forever - you made a good point - maybe it's a self-fulfilling prophecy.

I'm glad I'm not the only person who likes to torture myself with heart-wrenching movies. And delicious cake mmmmm..... cake.

Help me! I can't have an orgasm!

Daniel, no judgment here. I'd have to be on some kind of substance to pretend to weep over the corpse of a CG house elf - which in real life was probably a creepy ass doll or something.

I vaguely remember being 9 and having my mom teach me the multiplication tables while I was in the bath. In retrospect, it makes me vomit. I'm 24 now and she still has no concept of privacy.

I'm curious to see if it would improve my sex drive/ability to have orgasms. The rage issues and body hair, I can do without.

I know, how is this in any way ethical or safe? The women must've known they would be given testosterone beforehand. Hormones can really fuck with your body.

She has amazing skin. I'd buy whatever she's selling.

*frantically checks packaging of generic birth control pills*