That kind of picture should get a NSFW warning. I'm just glad I'm not at work, so my boss can't see me licking and pawing at the screen. Prrow.

There's like 6 Madea movies.

Don't forget this gem.

Or this!

This should have been a dreadfully unfunny 90 minute film and be done with it. Oh wait, they did and it was called "Sorority Boys." Did the producers really think they had enough material to last a season?

I hate it when women talk about eating as "being bad" or "being good." Just eat the damn chocolate, and enjoy it for what it is. It makes us all feel like shit when you beat yourself up over a candybar.

Ooh I love coconut oil for hair. I use Vatika - a super cheap Indian product that's mostly coconut oil, with a little bit of lemon juice and henna. Where can you buy regular coconut oil for the skin?

I love olive oil! It gives a great glow to skin. If you're bothered by the scent, you might want to try one of the "light" versions. It's a lighter color and hardly has any scent.

You might think I'm crazy, but some people with eczema swear by Crisco. Hospitals use it on patients with severe dry skin, and plastic surgeons recommend it to heal scars and speed recovery. Curious, I bought a little tub and tried some on my face. That was two weeks ago, Fine lines - gone. Superficial acne -…

All sound advice. If you're like me, and finding the hot shower habit hard to break, try a little exercise before showering, or drink a hot liquid. You'll warm up and not feel the need to linger in a hot shower for so long.

Why is there a belly button on her back? Back abs?

I think the main critique of "comic book physique" is the body parts of men that are exaggerated are their muscles, emphasizing their strength and competence. The body parts of the female exaggerated are their breasts and asses. They are also more often than not depicted in submissive or titillating poses.

Damn it, beat me to the punch. DOZENS! *flounces off tearfully*

Just curious, where do you live? I'd like to move to a state that's super democratic. I'm in central PA and it's balls out Republican. And mighty shitty too, I might add.

His voice - oh god! I think my vagina just imploded.

Aw I like the old version better. Those mournful eyes! Besides, whoever heard of an anteater without a snout? Might as well make him a mouse or a bear.

What more could one possibly need?

That settles it. I'm getting one of those giant plastic hamster balls to roll around in. Anything is preferable to what was described in the above article.

*chuckles* I took a Japanese sword fighting class in college, and we were supplied wooden katanas (with realistic enough looking sheaths). I remember walking home from class at night, katana slung over my back, feeling like the biggest badass in the world. Of course, all anyone had to do was get close enough to tell…

That's why I always carry a jar of cat piss.